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Owen Arden

@owenarden.bsky.social

CSE faculty @UCSC, ex-Fed, progressive Mississippian. security / PL / distributed systems he/him

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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

07.02.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17405    πŸ” 2460    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 71

ceci n'est pas une nazi salute

20.01.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey all! Who's at POPL? If you're here and looking to do a PhD at Princeton, let's chat!

20.01.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A COOL SKELOTEN RIDEN A MOTOCYCLE AND IT SAYS "ITS GONNA BE A BAD DAY ON LINE" AND ARENT THEY ALL ,BUT THIS ONE TOO, WHICH FRANKLEY AT THIS POINT YOU WOULD EXPECT GIVEN THAT A MEDIUM FOR ARTISTIC EXPRESSION AND ACCUMULATION OF KNOWLEDGE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED BY CAPITAL INTO ANOTHER FORM OF CABLE TV,,, WHEN THEY STARTED THAT SHIT THEY TOLD US THAT IF YOU PAY FOR TV THAT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE TO SEE ADS ON IT, ONLY TOOK A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE THE ADS CAME RIGHT BACK, DA PIRATE BAY AND BIT TORRENT'S ARE STILL ON LINE, STEAL A COUPLE MOVIE'S TODAY AND WATCH THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF WHAT EVER THERE GONNA BE SHOWING YOU ON THE PHONE TODAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A COOL SKELOTEN RIDEN A MOTOCYCLE AND IT SAYS "ITS GONNA BE A BAD DAY ON LINE" AND ARENT THEY ALL ,BUT THIS ONE TOO, WHICH FRANKLEY AT THIS POINT YOU WOULD EXPECT GIVEN THAT A MEDIUM FOR ARTISTIC EXPRESSION AND ACCUMULATION OF KNOWLEDGE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED BY CAPITAL INTO ANOTHER FORM OF CABLE TV,,, WHEN THEY STARTED THAT SHIT THEY TOLD US THAT IF YOU PAY FOR TV THAT YOUR NOT GONNA HAVE TO SEE ADS ON IT, ONLY TOOK A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE THE ADS CAME RIGHT BACK, DA PIRATE BAY AND BIT TORRENT'S ARE STILL ON LINE, STEAL A COUPLE MOVIE'S TODAY AND WATCH THAT SHIT INSTEAD OF WHAT EVER THERE GONNA BE SHOWING YOU ON THE PHONE TODAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MANY ARE BUT ESPECIALLY THIS ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

20.01.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 11

Are you interested in getting a PhD in Programming Languages, particularly on practical and theoretical aspects of gradual typing? Consider working with me at the Australian National University.

PhDs in Australia take 3-4 years, see tinyurl.com/ANUPLPhD . If you're there, find me at POPL this week!

20.01.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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#moodboard

15.01.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
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YOON IS ARRESTED.

14.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 58

Let's do all of them

10.01.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And these are
these a-are
these are
these aaaaare...
These are a few
Of my favorite thiiings

10.01.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
two vans branded DURAN drive next to each other on a highway

two vans branded DURAN drive next to each other on a highway

they’re on the hunt, they’re after you

02.01.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7894    πŸ” 1085    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 89
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#moodboard

29.12.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

With the aim of making your december longer youtu.be/RyS6mUzGgsU?...

24.12.2024 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 36
Rice crispies. They're a little red

Rice crispies. They're a little red

Gochujang rice crispy treats!!!!

23.12.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Cyberpunk 2024, my chooms

22.12.2024 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fortunately it was a party for his birthday

Fortunately it was a party for his birthday

I think the ending is different though

21.12.2024 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew I'd seen this somewhere before

21.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡Next year, to save me from tears, I'm submitting to somewhere special 🎢

19.12.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Photo of a bright blue knitted basket with eyeballs hanging on a doorknob; it looks exactly like a yip yip muppet

Photo of a bright blue knitted basket with eyeballs hanging on a doorknob; it looks exactly like a yip yip muppet

Can't stop won't stop (making yip yip hanging baskets)

17.12.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1756    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 31

Absolutely brilliant. Geometry will never be the same

17.12.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a movie poster for the lord of the rings power Alt: a movie poster for the lord of the rings power with sauron's crown

Looks awesome, but probably should resist the temptation to put it on...

17.12.2024 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

16.12.2024 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8678    πŸ” 1748    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 77
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

15.12.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12287    πŸ” 2817    πŸ’¬ 253    πŸ“Œ 391

Fascism was bad in the 1930s and 40s. Could it be better this time?

14.12.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9288    πŸ” 1514    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 106

Uh huh. You "hear" 🀣

13.12.2024 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In all honesty, I have also never tried squirrel. But... I've also never been offered squirrel. And I'm spending Xmas in Mississippi so who knows what Santa will bring to dinner?

13.12.2024 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0