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Ai will fail because the allegory of the cave.

ICE = Stanford prison experiment

She’s got more schnapps than a Bavarian needlepoint shop!

The moon rock will be watching as some other species fights tooth and nail for their survival. But nothing survives.

Always watching our world without moving, flinching or ever turning away. Watching as eons pass. Watching reptiles take over the world and be obliterated. Watching giant forests thrive and die off. Watching us try to tame our world just before it destroys us.

This rock has been watching your entire life unfold. The lives of every person you will ever meet. The lives of your ancestors back to their cozy dens and furry bodies.

Let us imagine that there is a rock on the moon. Resting on the lunar surface without wind, rain or atmosphere. This rock is facing our earth, watching us spinning gently across the blackness of space.

I see they’ve picked a martyr to go with their persecution complex.

It was an inside job, just like Epstein.

The destruction of natural resources and life around us is part of our very nature.

We’re just better at it than other species, and through the dumb luck of evolution grew opposable thumbs to better exploit more resources faster.

Everything everywhere is always at war with everything else. Cooperation between large groups and between species is the exception.

Who are we to assume we would be above the state of being that defines the entire universe?

Does the “drug-carrying vessel from Venezuela” killings let me check off “unprovoked attack against a foreign country” on my bingo card?

Imagine tripping on LSD trip, discovering your 74 past lives, and the most exciting thing you’ve ever done in all of those lives is go at 6 Flags when you were 14.

4. Cancel programs due to their inability to fulfill even the most basic functions they were created for.
5. Replace programs with thinly disguised propaganda hailing the dear leader.

How to consolidate government power:
1. Appoint inept lackeys to key government positions.
2. Blame anyone/ everyone else when the programs fail at their most basic function(s).
3. Fire employees and defund programs due to their inefficiency and waste.

“Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

Hot take: Epstein referred to trafficked girls as “wonderful secrets” with his clients.

Donald’s letter isn’t just lewd, it’s a smoking gun that proves he knew and participated.

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Or eggshell in the dinner roll…

Rest assured that if there is a cherry pit in the coffee cake, a peach pit in the yoghurt, or metal lid piece in the soup, it will find its way to my portion, for that is my lot in this life.

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113/72 87 huh

Who knew that all it takes is 268 cowards to fuck over 347 million people.

How could anyone have known people would die in an overcrowded, un-air conditioned detention facility located in a swamp and operated by humans that lack any empathy whatsoever?

And now the HOA is fining me! I read the rules! It doesn’t say I can’t pee on the neighbors lawn!

All the neighborhood dogs pee on the neighbors lawn, but when I pee on the neighbors lawn it’s “indecent” and “lewd”.

…and that children was the first in a very short chain of events that brought on WWIII and subsequently this nuclear winter.

On the brighter side, global warming was no longer a threat to society.

I’d like to report a murder

Complete Enlightenment teased me while I lay on the floor, so I teased Enlightenment with a graham cracker crust raspberry pie.

i was briefly One with the universe a few years back while floating naked in my hot tub and breathing in the cool night air with only my nose above the waterline.

But are you truly a trail runner if you don’t run naked through the stinging nettles every spring?