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JOHN NIVEN

@nivenj1.bsky.social

'John Niven is a fucking idiot. Who needs him?' Michael Winner, RIP.

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We're absolutely delighted to welcome Sophie Heawood and @nivenj1.bsky.social to The Fence as columnists for the print magazine in 2026. Their first outings will be in Issue 27. Subscribe today to get eyes on their words first.

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20.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Very good!

16.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@alanparks.bsky.social bought me this (excellent) bootleg for Christmas. Anyway, there’s a great version of Charlie Don’t Surf on it…
β€˜A one way street in a one horse town,
One way people starting to brag around,
You can laugh, put em down,
These one way people gonna blow us down.’

It’s USA 2026

16.01.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time has caught up on Tiger Woods – and it’s cost me It once looked as though the master golfer would always be a surefire bet, but an ill-advised punt has left me in the rough

Time has caught up on Tiger Woods – and it’s cost me.

It once looked as though the master golfer would always be a surefire bet, but an ill-advised punt has left me in the rough.

✍️ @nivenj1.bsky.social
https://bit.ly/3LhORLL

09.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump will invade Greenland by the summer. Mark it.

04.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Fathers The Fathers eBook : Niven, John: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

The Fathers by @nivenj1.bsky.social is a bargain Β£2.19 on Kindle today #affiliatelink
amzn.to/4pfRMSU

30.12.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Never thought I’d witness the end of American democracy in real time.
Full blown fascist state now.
Europe is alone.

03.01.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the actual fuck is going on?

25.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10

FUCK

14.11.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the world’s most notorious paedo says you’re a terrible person….

13.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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John Niven ΓΌber Trump und die BBC: Keine Angst, die Wahrheit zu sagen Der amerikanische PrΓ€sident hat den RΓΌcktritt des Chefs der ΓΆffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalt eines anderen Landes gefordert – und durchgesetzt. Wie bitte?

Leseempfehlung! (allerdings SZ+), SZ-Gastbeitrag von John Niven @nivenj1.bsky.social
"Der US-PrΓ€sident hat den RΓΌcktritt des Chefs der ΓΆffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalt eines anderen Landes [BBC] gefordert – und durchgesetzt. Wie bitte?" 🀯
www.sueddeutsche.de/medien/bbc-d...

10.11.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are British Trump fans on Twitter openly begging him to sue the BBC so we the tax payer can hand him a few million.
What a time to be alive.

10.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

I watched Trump’s entire Capitol speech live. He 100% encouraged what happened. Now people are resigning over saying that?

WHAT THE FUCK?

09.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Really looking forward to this

05.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.picturehouses.com/movie-detail...

05.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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New Halloween Kween

01.11.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry - had to

31.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aww - thanks man x

28.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Delighted to announce I’ll be chatting to @nivenj1.bsky.social about his latest novel, The Fathers, and his career, at Chesham Library on Nov 13.
Tickets here: buckinghamshire.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...

23.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Josh Hartnett To Star In Tommy Wirkola’s Action-Thriller β€˜All Day & All Night’ For XYZ Films β€” AFM When his daughter gets into Harvard, reformed bank robber Billy Davies (Hartnett) returns to a life of crime to come up with the tuition money.

Which was nice...

deadline.com/2025/10/josh...

28.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all good pal x

18.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm genuinely worried about things going south at the No Kings protests in US today. Trump is begging for a reason to trigger Insurrection Act. Not beyond belief there'll be Agent Provocateurs in the crowds. One Battle After Another for real.

18.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œA brilliant time capsule. Debsey writes wonderfully” @nivenj1.bsky.social

β€œA pure delight”
Mark Ellen

β€œAn inspiring, insightful read”
Lucy O’Brien

β€œA vivid, rollercoaster read. Highly recommended”
@garycrowleyonair.bsky.social

OUT TOMORROW

amzn.eu/d/e54ADyT

@debseyonbass.bsky.social

24.09.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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"THERE IS A SUBMARINE BEHIND YOU". "Aye,aye,in a minute"
Dad loving "The Fathers". Cheers @nivenj1.bsky.social

25.09.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Tylenol surely about to sue Trump and RFK into oblivion?

23.09.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Radio 4 Bookclub recording in Glasgow on Friday with the legendary @nivenj1.bsky.social John Niven for his 2008 debut Kill Your Friends. If you wanna be in the audience, message me and I’ll put you on the list. Should be a cracker!

22.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you @nivenj1.bsky.social What a book The Fathers is. You had me at 'howling pizza'. A genuinely great Glasgow novel..bravo πŸ‘Œ

15.09.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nivenj1.bsky.social Ffs, John. Needed a trigger warning on the audio version of Fathers. Was walking the dog this morning and reached the πŸ‡ scene. Luckily, nobody saw me greetin' my eyes out.

Amazing writing, though. πŸ‘Œ

15.09.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@nivenj1.bsky.social I’m a new dad in my 40s and have just literally been stopped dead in my tracks upon reaching the end of Part 2 of The Fathers. I’ve never had such a physical reaction to a book before. Why did you have to do it??!! I shall read on…

16.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Channel 4 to mark Trump’s UK visit with β€˜longest uninterrupted reel of untruths’ Broadcaster to dedicate Wednesday night schedule to unpicking US president’s false or misleading statements More than 100 of Donald Trump’s inaccurate statements are to be dissected by Channel 4 to coincide with his state visit, in what it described as β€œthe longest uninterrupted reel of untruths, falsehoods and distortions ever broadcast on television”. The US president is expected to arrive in the UK on Tuesday night. He will enjoy a huge amount of special treatment as ministers attempt to preserve the special relationship, including a ceremonial welcome at Windsor Castle for Trump and his wife, Melania. Continue reading...

Channel 4 to mark Trump’s UK visit with β€˜longest uninterrupted reel of untruths’

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