Pete S🌊🌊

So it's like the force but for idiots.

He makes Jabba the Hutt look good.

‘please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.’ — the recorded message you hear when you call the Office of Overseas Citizens Services hotline.

I'm not making this up. if you're an American stranded in the Middle East and you call the State Department help line, you get a recorded message pretty much telling you to go fuck yourself. thank you for your attention to my extremely angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/409JSAA

That's my soul seeing the news every morning and I don't drink coffee, so I'm really screwed.

It's nice to see some backbone from these once MAGA apologists but it only comes when they're getting out which basically serves zero purpose.

Hmmm, so the plan was to make a plan after the war started. Got it.... and somehow this will be Biden's fault.

What an absolutely pathetic joke of an administration this is. I guess it could've be worse if they had used Scott Baio as their internal deciding vote.

But instead they praise him for his incredible interior decorating skills and being one of the most talented ballroom artlchitects in the world.

He has grossness.

He sure acts as though he received some type of a head injury with his embarrassing stupidity on simple facts.

That word salad was definitely inspired by Trump.

Right after this presser concluded, Pete went back to playing with his G.I. Joe action figures in a sandbox.

It's like MAGA high school and who can be the coolest bully to score some points with their orange God. Facts or reality mean nothing to them.

Not pissy at all and totally ashamed of the leadership in my country.

Coming from the college drop out who became an escort and softporn model. Classic.

But in other important news today, Trump won a big a very important golf tournament at his club. Per Karoline Leavitt, It was the largest trophy ever presented in sports history and one of the greatest days by any golfer to play the game.

And today JD will pretend he never said that and insult a journalist for even bringing it up.

Perfect😁

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

So, basically he has no clue.

Sergeant man boobs reporting for duty, sir.

It's not his job?

Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT.

Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

Shouldn't they be called suckers and losers if we use Trump's words to describe those killed in action?

At least Bush waited a few weeks to declare mission accomplished. Trump is already saying it after he he already said Iran's nuclear program in obliterated in June. This Bush ×1000.

VERY important because it's all bullshit.

Look, the important part is Trump now has billions of dollars from these countries sitting in some back account that only he controls. War is secondary to Trump enriching himself.

Well, Kash has a kegger at 6 but he'll be ready to work by Monday.

That's the Susan Collins' method. It's fullproof.