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Severance and Yellowjackets have a chokehold on me right now! 😱

Even the trailer gives me goosebumps 🥰

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YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE! OMG!! SO GOOD!!!

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Either the tables are going to turn or I’m going to flip them

Each red light I get on my way home (which is like 10 at this point) makes my blood hotter and hotter and I’m about to boil over 😤

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SO MANY PEEPS STREAMING ON TWITCH RN! How do I split up my time

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my brain all day: i can do a lot with fifteen minutessss

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise…

That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Unpopular opinion but I think Joker: Folie à Deux was a good movie

I still cant believe I spent $ to take this creature home and call her mine. And here she is begging for French fries

💛💛💛

You can’t buy love, but you can adopt it.

It’s a great Caturday to visit a shelter near you and find your new best friend.

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I CANNOT spend another MINUTE talking on the phone….. why does my job make me do this

Smelly Melly 🖤🤍

Everytime I get out of the shower, my cat rubs her cheeks on my damp skin

True love is your bf downloading sims 2 and optimizing the settings while you’re at work so it’s ready when you come home🥰❤️

Sims 2 literally raised me. I can die happy knowing I can play it again

SIMS 2 RERELEASE TODAY!!! I’m going to vomit! 😭😭

What do you mean it’s only January???????

How is it already Friday tomorrow? 😱

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How many years bad luck for spilling a full cup of coffee all over your work desk?

CONGA RATS!

EEEEEEEKKKK

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

The person at the convenience store said she was going to arrest me for having a fake id…. WTF!

Noice

TC should just drop silksong out of nowhere and not tell a single person. That would be fun

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

Baby it’s cold outside ❄️

Consistently inconsistent ✌🏻

The ghost of Christmas exhaustion has crawled into my body and is puppeting me around like a collection of limp noodles please help me