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Ryan Hartigan, Dr. Faustroll

@drfaustroll.bsky.social

endlessly in search of nachos and a DVD

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School lunches: David Seymour defends beleaguered programme | Q+A 2025
YouTube video by Q+A with Jack Tame School lunches: David Seymour defends beleaguered programme | Q+A 2025

Brazen-faced lying from Seymour here as its clear issues have NOT been sorted; 6wks in and we have frozen meals, flies, nutritionally inadequate meals, inedible meals fit only for pigs, all needing hours for work from teachers to sort out.

It's shambolic - not sorted

youtu.be/eUUyuNaeFYU?...

16.03.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Yes, I said β€˜really digging’, I’m Shaggy from β€˜Scooby Doo’

06.03.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really digging Pritzker of late

06.03.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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new orleans boos the department of homeland security

28.02.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15202    πŸ” 2895    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 250
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Unwashed Furry Masses: Wanda GΓ‘g’s *Millions of Cats* (1928) The oldest American children's book still in print, Wanda GΓ‘g's classic opens onto surprisingly political themes.

What's that, you say?

A charming children's book about cats that's also an anticapitalist fable?

In the public domain???

23.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

16.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18592    πŸ” 2027    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 123
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farcical

12.02.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18542    πŸ” 2150    πŸ’¬ 2135    πŸ“Œ 510

β€˜accidental FBI guy’ is my take of the day

10.02.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

true dat

10.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for a second I wondered why I passed out on the couch until I remembered my pattern recognition, strong sense of justice and concern over my immigration status have all been in overdrive the past two weeks

09.02.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a de facto massive budget cut to research universities. We are talking Great Recession size impacts.

07.02.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3699    πŸ” 1258    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 63
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We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests This is "We Have Rights: When Documenting ICE Arrests" by MediaTank on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity β€œimagine” covers in terms of survival utility

02.02.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6740    πŸ” 3465    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 143
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTONβ€”Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a β€œhighly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

05.02.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 69198    πŸ” 16032    πŸ’¬ 1076    πŸ“Œ 976
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AI-Generated Slop Is Already In Your Public Library Librarians say that taxpayers are already paying for low quality AI-generated ebooks in public libraries.

β€˜This type of low quality, AI generated content, is what we at 404 Media and others have come to call AI slop. Librarians, whose job it is in part to curate what books their community can access […] have a different name for it: vendor slurry.’

www.404media.co/ai-generated...

05.02.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fuck

04.02.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I had a global microphone and wanted to make a buncha money quick I’d probably say something that would make the market dip and buy up a bunch of stock and then say something else that would make it recover

04.02.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2746    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 33
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

30.01.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22271    πŸ” 5029    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 1328

this is fine

01.02.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kobold who is pondering who exactly ENEMY is

31.01.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Act Party president named for sexually abusing boys Former ACT Party president Tim Jago can now be named as the political figure who plied boys with alcohol and sexually abused them in the 1990s.

Former ACT Party President Timothy Jago finally loses name suppression, with his party having been complicit in muddying the waters. He received a truly whopping two and a half year sentence and reparation of $1500, wow, much justice, much wow

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3605...

31.01.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

30.01.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 34744    πŸ” 9043    πŸ’¬ 533    πŸ“Œ 264

Alan’s birthday was the 27th, but I think he’ll forgive the fashionable lateness

31.01.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 60th birthday, Alan Cumming

31.01.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fourteen hours before the crash. πŸ‘‡

30.01.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 39071    πŸ” 13448    πŸ’¬ 709    πŸ“Œ 582
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Marianne Faithfull was a towering artist, not just the muse she was painted as The late singer made her share of bad decisions – but someone this artistically adventurous and unafraid was never going to have an ordinary life

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

31.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How does providing a new hospital that has LESS beds than the CURRENT hospital (which is already OVER capacity) "futureproof" anything other than LESS care?!

31.01.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

This is what led to book bans targeting Toni Morrison and Maus at the state level. When you threaten people's jobs--or even imprisonment-- they will interpret you as broadly as possible

26.01.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1918    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5

Every commercial for AI is basically β€œlook, you’re a fucking moron, but we’ll help you fake it!” and it feels like they really do get their target audience.

26.01.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3223    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 20

Damn, I miss the late great Terry Pratchett so much. Such a remarkable combination of whimsy, intelligence and deep humanity.

26.01.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

26.01.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 41178    πŸ” 5150    πŸ’¬ 1656    πŸ“Œ 541

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