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Author Kristoffer Gair

@authkristoffergair.bsky.social

Detroit based LGBTQ author. Fluent in Sarcasm. Sci-Fi and Horror genre fan. Annoyed by kidney stones.

63 Followers  |  35 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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The fun part of AI is I get to relive my childhood the way I want to.

01.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ralph suggested I try something new, a mainland Chinese version of a hamburger. You know what? It was delicious!!!

It's also tastier than anything I had on the plane coming over or leaving. The meals over were so crap that I only ate the breakfast flying home today. Jet lag is real!

25.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Very sad to see that Gil Gerard passed away. He was many things to many people in life, but to me, I'll always be that 9 year old boy who watched him on TV as Captain Buck Rogers.

17.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm starting to understand why going to the gym can be an addiction. I exercise, bumps in my arms appear, then deflate overnight, and I have to go back to reinflate them again.

07.09.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only reason the TV is going on tonight during dinner is for the first episode of the new season of The Great British Bake Off!

03.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As opposed to some sane ones? Now I'm wondering what sane ones look like.

02.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was always a strange album for me. Each album during this time felt a bit odd in how they veered away from each other anyway. Still, my fav track has always been The Boy From The Chemist Is Here To See You. Wish they played it live.

02.09.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't imagine the kind of pressure Andy must have had carrying on making music like he did. I'm glad he did. He made it, and I--like so many others--bought it. If he was keeping the pilot light lit, we'd fan the flames.

02.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I haven't taken a trip since I saw my husband in Hong Kong last February, and I haven't taken any unscheduled time off since we put our dog down in June.

I need more of this. It's not going to happen for a while, but I need more of it.

01.09.2025 22:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, it would be nice to log onto social media one day without seeing Trump's face and stupidity plastered all over it.

Just sayin'.

17.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's been several years, but here I am starting to watch Twin Peaks again from the beginning.

14.07.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find, with critics, if they dislike it, I'll probably really like it. If I hate it, it's shite. lol

Those were the days, right? I wonder if that critic is still around. Probably not, but, you know what? OMD is. =)

30.05.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I listened to the new Doro single today, which led to listening to a new song by Giant. Haven't really paid much attention to them since seeing them live during their first tour. New song isn't bad! Just put their second album on, which I pretty much ignored before.

24.05.2025 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried to get some writing done in our office today, and the dog was NOT having it. I finally pack everything up, move into the living room, play with him for 2 minutes, and he goes into the bedroom. WTF?

04.05.2025 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My new passport finally arrived today after 3 weeks. Felt soooooo naked without it!

03.05.2025 23:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can anyone else remember being this young? Funny thing is I'm pretty sure I still have this bear.

19.04.2025 21:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tried an experiment this afternoon. I've been wanting to dye my beard so I don't look like Father Christmas. I dyed it.

Well, I thought I looked like a cartoon villain. My husband requested a picture, then said if I put on a skullcap, I'd look like I belonged on Sons Of Anarchy.

I've since shaved.

13.04.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank God I was doing housework at the same time, otherwise Popeye's Revenge would have put me into a coma. I can't decide why it falls under the Horror genre more, because characters were killed or because it was made at all.

04.04.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone else watched the first trailer for the next Naked Gun film? I honestly thought it was an April Fools joke. It looks awful. Just awful.

04.04.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
📚 Meet Kristoffer Gair: Master of Genres & Unexpected Twists | Festival of Books & Creativity 2025
YouTube video by Creative Slingers of Ink 📚 Meet Kristoffer Gair: Master of Genres & Unexpected Twists | Festival of Books & Creativity 2025

24 minutes of annoying, unadulterated me. It was either this or start an OnlyFans page.

youtu.be/l1VWJJEDYdQ

02.04.2025 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A co-worker recommended a new Netflix series called The Residence. I just finished episode 3, and it's absolutely brilliant!!!!

31.03.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm doing an online interview this afternoon, and I'm doing everything I can to get my energy levels up. Stupid post-sinus-infection drainage. Stupid politics. Stupid can't see the husband until November. Grr...

30.03.2025 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It made me laugh until my face hurt.

26.03.2025 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

I hate that movie and this is STILL funny!

25.03.2025 20:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Inside The Indie Author: A Conversation with Kristoffer Gair Have you ever considered writing under a pseudonym, and why or why not?I used to write under a pseudonym. The first book I wrote was with a former high school teacher, and I used my real name for that...

A rare interview with yours truly. Mostly because it's extremely rare I'm social these past 4 months. Yes, I've gotten slightly reclusive.

#author #gweilo #lgbtq

www.dkpwriter.com/post/inside-...

25.03.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't want to be one of those gays who's like "Hey, Gaga came out with a new album! It's the greatest thing on earth!" when I might have mixed feelings about it.

But, dayum! I can't stop listening to Mayhem!

16.03.2025 13:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been wearing a mask at work almost religiously since October. It took this long and I'm finally down with a head cold/sinus infection. Grrr...

16.03.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to wait until tomorrow to hear it. Grrr...

06.03.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been forcing myself to relax a bit the past couple of days, and watched some Netflix.

Marry My Dead Body (Taiwanese) - Loved!
Officer Black Belt (Korean) - Loved!
Demon City (Japanese) - Didn't care for it.

02.03.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Took friends from Germany for Korean fried chicken in NYC. They'd never had it before. There's just something about introducing people to proper good food!

25.02.2025 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0