DergJo (Comms Closed)

Pent up~

The party leader asks what's up with Sipha

As their progenitor/god it is my right to make my characters as miserable as I can ❤️

The NYTimes often doesn't quote Trump at all, instead reframing his words with a summary falsely suggesting coherent thought, in contrast to the gibberish he actually said. They also don't mention how he routinely mumbles and slurs even prepared remarks, like here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zsd...

Topanga, standing on a stage with shadows of people in the foreground. Her curves are very expanded, especially her butt and thighs, which are foaming out of the chain lace on her jeans. Her tits foam above and below the strap fabric of her top. She has a microphone in her right hand, and her left is open as she sings. "Come and sing" with a microphone neon sign is in the background. her nebula hair is blue into orange. In the foreground on the right is a large bottle of wine and a cocktail glass.

@topangajones.bsky.social is out singing again, but she's a bit more free than last time she was in this club in this outfit.

Her song of choice tonight is "Liar Boy" by Dayum Dahlia. You in the audience for this set?

🎨: @loveluck.bsky.social
#hypersky

Looks like Maybel is offering Dusk a taste straight from the tap.

Maybel and Dusk belong to @tabuley.bsky.social

Lady M is very flexible!

Ceira's eyes say she has more than sweet treats in mind~

Masterfully done thicness by @tweedabop.bsky.social

for AvantelWulf
#preg #pregnant #preggo

She totally enjoys it...

Grasp the shark FIRMLY

Done for @kishatashwood.bsky.social

Squish that roomie gf!

She's wasn't prepared for her date night tonight.

Some fast food mascots are just bigger than others!

Wendy's meets Little Caesars
#littlecaesars

Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia.

Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.

[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable

[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

Commission of a hyper herm zebra for Laika

Comm for Laika! 

#commission

When Terry Pratchett died it struck me that our door to the world inside his mind was forever closed. Other people could write Discworld books of course, but they would be their own interpretation - not bad but inherently different. I realised each human mind is a unique, limited resource

Commission trade with @rexpecs.bsky.social

Dah-da-dah-de-dah-de-dah.

Reiko The Tanuki

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

写真整理してたんだけど
この時期の自分の絵柄が好きすぎる

Gift for @cervina7.bsky.social

🐭🍆🐺

Kobayashi couldn't get rid of the spell so now she's gotta try the next best thing: gaslighting

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Digital illustration of my OC Aidandroid, reconfigured with a centaur body. Like his humanoid torso, the horse body is made of black-and-gray panels, muscles defined as separate curved plates, and his long tail is the same dark green as his hair. He has a huge equine cock and balls. His glans is glowing blue, there are glowing rings on his balls, and his hoof undersides are also glowing. He's standing in a metal stable area of the starship, with a sign reading "EQUINE BODY INTERCOURSE CHAMBER 06" stamped on the back wall. He looks at the viewer with a blushing expression.

anyway that was Hecate, one of a set of triplets along with her sisters Dione and Nike, the latter of whom i figured I'd, Develop,

this machine is for emptying heads and filling bellies
#ballpoint

Lady from today's video. Fabiana might be two feet taller than you, but somehow it's not the first thing you have noticed about her. She belongs to SuperT

Art trade with @/Gersol8 (from Twitter)✨

💦Lovely Violet💙💙💙