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Uncle Baño

@strangematter.bsky.social

your favorite indycar shitposter's favorite indycar shitposter

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Weird German cat commercial
YouTube video by PentaPhile Weird German cat commercial

mods are asleep post that cats shopping video youtu.be/uvlxRkhEiBU

01.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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kitty scene is crazy
cats show up
each and every day
i saw one had crohn's just the other day
a special new cat

01.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

indycar teams stampeding to find bags of cats

28.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAUG DO YA LIKE THEM APPLES

28.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

that's the spirit! just means more fun getting to the front! 💪💪💪

28.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD EMOTIONAL SELF-SABOTAGE

28.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bizarrely becoming emotionally invested in nolan siegel having a breakout season to a worrying degree

28.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

townsend sees this and remembers he forgot to stop by the bank on the way to the airport

28.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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don't wanna jinx it but i haven't heard a thing about this little worm all weekend except for rare times it was relevant

did daddy's check not clear?

28.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Understanding our current predicament requires acknowledging that every single conservative from the establishment “intellectuals” like Ross to the lowest jug hooting simpleton has driven themselves insane via a media diet that hasn’t communicated a single true fact to any of them in 6 years

28.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 530    🔁 95    💬 10    📌 1

passed out on the couch with eric & don jr drawing on his face with markers

28.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that "sure we destroyed the planet" new yorker cartoon but instead of shareholder value it's more ovals on the indycar schedule

28.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he mentioned it yesterday while they were talking about new races and schedule and both hinch & buxton just simultaneously kinda paused and went "... yeah" and they all quickly moved on.

hate having to engage in kremlinology while watching my race cars but that seemed very telling

28.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i can't believe your Very Good Friends Across The Aisle™ wouldn't allow you to rubber stamp this! outrageous!!

i'm so sorry this is happening to you!!!

28.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i both love and hate that some conferences have started adapting the KBO playoff structure (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KBO_Lea...)

28.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this action carries the potential risk of tarnishing the rich and sacred tradition of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

today seems like a good day to just consume unlabeled candy and ponder what if someone gave me a gundam

28.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 6614    🔁 1821    💬 4    📌 1

seems like the saudis are SUPER pissed

do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up to make the saudis oppose assaulting iran?

28.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly wasn't expecting this until later in the week

the tell that this got moved way up and was launched off vibes is that the democrats haven't focused group a statement (other than repeating the "iran is less than a week from having a nuke!!1" lie last week) or started fund raising off it yet

28.02.2026 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH GOOD

28.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's right and you're right to say it

28.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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been in a coma since 2010, what's going on

27.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 1

P27: Grosjean - DNQ (engine replaced with bag of cats)

27.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

indycar looked at what happened with the yellows at bathurst 12hr and said hmmmm

27.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(it's me i'm the guy)

27.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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guy who only remembers just the one non penske will power livery: getting some real aussie vineyards vibes from this car

27.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
DON'T FOLLOW ME
You wont make it
i won't either
it's a '91 lumina
i am very high
and lost and scared

DON'T FOLLOW ME You wont make it i won't either it's a '91 lumina i am very high and lost and scared

11.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 1041    🔁 199    💬 4    📌 6
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who up eating they clams rn

26.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 19    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 2