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Uncle Baño

@strangematter.bsky.social

your favorite indycar shitposter's favorite indycar shitposter

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guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

11.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 7111    🔁 1368    💬 169    📌 77

THIS SHOULD BE THE NEW INDYCAR

11.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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(guy who played a little civ 6 this weekend)

getting some real civ 6 vibes from this post

11.08.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.08.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOW DARE YOU SIR

10.08.2025 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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watching indycar

10.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Killer Kadoogen Outro
YouTube video by Chimek Solo Killer Kadoogen Outro

if i were conor daly i would've come out the infield care center like www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd_b...

10.08.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this Portland race. Underserved market, weird little track, always messy, late enough in the season that it’s more important than it should be.

10.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

don't know that i've ever seen an onboard from a car while it was rebooting before

10.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rarrrrr i'm racing bigfoot and i'm hungry for indycar!

10.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

love them blowing the drone shots so you're just emerging from the woods as the cars drive past like some sort of deranged bigfoot

10.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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fox sports when top ramen spins themselves out

10.08.2025 19:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
BIKINI HOUSE CALLS
a terribly unprofessional doctor tries to save the lives of two bodacious bikini babes

BIKINI HOUSE CALLS a terribly unprofessional doctor tries to save the lives of two bodacious bikini babes

yooo tubi's got the I'd Buy That For A Dollar show from Robocop

10.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 180    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 1
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I HATE PHANTOM INDYCAR

12.07.2025 17:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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YEAH TELL 'EM RAY ROBB

09.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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line now wrapped around building and people waiting are raving about how much better the coffee is than starbucks

09.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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checking out my boomer ass investment now that they've expanded here

y'all better be makin me some money god damnit

09.08.2025 12:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
1st inning his left fielder crashes into wall and makes terrific catch

1st inning his left fielder crashes into wall and makes terrific catch

5th inning Mookie Betts homer

5th inning Mookie Betts homer

NEVER CHANGE, MAX SCHERZER 👑

09.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 283    🔁 17    💬 14    📌 2

normalize tomatillo salsa as a refreshing summer smoothie

09.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

what idiot called this an edible and not a green gobblin'

09.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Thumbnail from a local TV station depicting a nine banded armadillo standing on its rear legs in grass, white block text over the image reads "Armadillos Now Live In Indiana"

Thumbnail from a local TV station depicting a nine banded armadillo standing on its rear legs in grass, white block text over the image reads "Armadillos Now Live In Indiana"

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it

08.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 306    🔁 54    💬 6    📌 8

yeaaaah you get it all sampled and swabbed and packed and think well at least the worst is behind me (rimshot) and then you realize the ups store doesn't have drop off bins, you actually gotta physically hand this to someone

08.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god damn i just love leveraging technology to drive business outcomes

07.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

clicking "Wide" on the big shoe website and the result is just someone pointing and laughing at you

07.08.2025 16:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

vibes are bad today don't like it

*walks another 50ft down the street and stops another random person*

vibes are bad today don't like it

07.08.2025 15:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s a wrap. The top is in.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

07.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 58    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 5

i'm talking to the fucking garold

07.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wash marmot

07.08.2025 01:15 — 👍 1364    🔁 305    💬 55    📌 61
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is that anything

07.08.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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