sweet summer bab

I'm that farting gangsta 😎 Cause we all know... sometimes a gangsta get a little gassy! 😝 #FartGangsta

soo tired 🥱 stayed up all night watching The

this labubu elf bar vape promised over 9000 puffs but i only got about… 8000

Erm Mrs. Pharmacist can i have some poop medicine for my ass.. for my roommate

i was reaching for my zyns at the exact same time my dog’s dewclaw got stuck on her bed which she needs to sleep on because if she sleeps on the floor it hurts her joints but because i have a vibrating collar my entire stream thought i was electrocuting her. so i understand what youre going through

hastwt is coming to my house to kidnap me

epstein was just another white male victim of the #metoo cancel campaign. im glad trumps protecting him

its been a long day… pass the “iceberg explained” videos!!

he... he defended PDF files in school... during a global panini

if i see someone on the train and they dont have a labubu i instantly assume theyre poor

the guy’s summer games multi-episode tournament ruined season 30 of guy’s grocery games

me and my buddy went stall to stall and tore up the place, ripping farts to high heaven and making mondo dumps with ample streakies. buddy even clogged the toilet. we left the sink on too. Definitely a memorable bathroom visit

men have a fly on their pants. they unzip it and it allows them to pee “on the fly”. thats how it gets its name.

women deserve one. it would obviously have to extend from the crotch all the way to the ass. but still

umm God why is heaven green?

God, pissed-offedly: Such foolish questions. i like green. and its cute ^__^

gengar

“never judge a book by its cover” oh yeah well what if the cover is racist?

erm... Cuteston? we have a d'aww-blem 🥹

i will not watch it using tor. i will not watch it while offshore. i will not watch your cp man! i do not like it, csam-i-am

me: i took a large piece of crud to the head and am badly damaged
chatgpt therapist: I’m really sorry to hear that. It sounds like you’re going through a rough time right now.
me: wow, thats honestly super validating. thank y-[nurse starts wrapping my head and i have to force her away]

you have to suspend your disbelief to really enjoy pokemon. theres nothing that makes any realistic sense about something like the diglett, or the one shaped like a crab

>go woke
>go broke
>discover a newfound bliss in relinquishing material possessions; find untold satisfaction and peace through developing and nurturing the bonds of friends, family, and community

when? when do people be doing that? huh?

i just lost my life savings to this scammer!!!!

“and these feelings of wanting to unalive yourself… they began during the panini?” - my thegrapist

i ordered the chicken breast and the waiter said “how would you like your eggs?”

i answered anyways, “seggsed with! incubated, raised, plucked, unalived, cut up, and then cooked on a grill”

piss in the sink keep the loo humble 🔥

none of these words are in the bible

strong password suggestion: theGay-jakkoffer-4bigBalls

explain that