The Suspense is Killing Us

If you’re unclear about Humpy and how a person running well in a fish costume potentially saved the Seattle Mariners’ season, don’t worry, they break it down here. And then there are werewolf movies

New ep—WE’RE WOLVES! For our 1st of 2 Spooky Season eps, we’re exploring the terror wrought by canis Lupis. We’re talking classic werewolves, skin walkers & whatever kind of shit is going on in WOLF. We hope you’ll howl…in appreciation! #wolf #wolfen #thewolfman

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Hahaha what a legend

New Patreon ep—MARS ATTACKS! We’re talking about Tim Burton’s divisive 1996 sci-fi comedy and wouldn’t you know it, we’re divided! Only $4.50 to find out who’s pro, who’s con and who’s ACK!

www.patreon.com/suspensekills

New ep—ASK US ANYTHING! Yes we’ve finally recorded a Q&A episode putting all of your burning questions to rest. We’re talking movie blind spots, death row meals and of course Joe Charbonic! AND MORE?? Tune in, turn on or drop dead!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I think it’s you and Matt and an Internet blip all working together

“Chumshawa”?

Special @suspensekills.bsky.social only Questions. Ask us stuff. Answers will be on next week's episode!

Please DO NOT use this as an opportunity to suggest or inquire about titles for us to cover.

Otherwise knock yourselves out. Also taking questions on our Patreon.

ngl.link/colonelmorti...

Some of which were composed by the one and only David Keith himself!

New Patreon ep—STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME! Our favorite utopian future space crew had their breeziest adventure ever in 1986, and America (and the hosts of this podcast) was 100% on board! Sign up to listen or double dumbass on you!

www.patreon.com/suspensekills

🤷‍♂️

Just gonna throw Prior Learning out there too

I personally would be proud to have a Raw Justice Blu-ray on my shelf, if such a thing existed

As promised, here is “Chekhov’s oversized novelty dart,” the best scene from RAW JUSTICE! Discussed on our latest episode!

Hey we’ve seen all three

New ep—WHAM BAM THANK YOU PAM! Yes, just in time for the Pamaissance we’re exploring the early cinematic oeuvre of Pamela Anderson! We’re gonna Pam you all to hell! #pamelaanderson #rawjustice #snapdragon #rawjustice

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

New Patreon ep—GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK! Clooney’s best and definitely final film as a director is 20 years old and relevant as ever. We talk Strathairn, mid-period RDJ and how great cigarettes are—only $4.50! Anyone who doesn’t sign up is descended from fearful men!

www.patreon.com/suspensekills

Yeah we’ve done screenings before and hope to do them again, but we’re all very old and/or lazy

Hmmm

Yeah it’s pretty low grade R

Flawless and beautiful car flip from the otherwise unremarkable WISDOM—discussed on our latest episode!

Amen!

Only available on VHS the first time I watched it

That’s where we’re here for

New ep—BRAT PACK PACK! Three films from 1986! FIVE members of the famed acting troupe The Brat Pack! A surprisingly large amount of Razzie nominations! Life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Absolutely legendary in THUNDERHEART which you should watch right now

We’ve gone and done it again!

Entirely reasonable

Extremely good idea

New Patreon ep—MASTER AND COMMANDER! Peter Weir’s 2003 epic has finally found the massive fan base it deserves 20+ years after its release. We discuss how that may be a bit of a monkey paw situation, and of course we discuss the badassness of Lord Blakeney! Only $4.50!

www.patreon.com/suspensekills