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dryheatgarrett

@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social

Queer, pop culture obsessed collage artist. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. πŸ“ΌπŸ¦Ύ Ludicrously 5’6” πŸ“ Chicago, currently

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Bf coming into town this weekend. Can’t wait to be bossy and mean and make fun of him because he gets motion sick on our trains. 🀭

05.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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☒️

05.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swan ate my twunk!! 😭

04.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gladys Leeman ass themes, every year.

04.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I peed here 3x btw.

04.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Charlie’s piss kink lighting kinda slaps.

04.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking another 6 hours to file a report because someone asked for it this morning before it was due.

03.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tea? Ok Mrs Nesbit. Energy drinks? I just know your insides are ruined.

03.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will NEVER trust a β€œI don’t drink coffee” ass bitch!

03.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Letterboxd watchlist under 695 for the first time in years. I am unstoppable.

02.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of work, we shouldn’t have to file month end reports if we’re actively at war with more than two nations (especially if one of the nations is our own). πŸ˜‘

02.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never not thinking about business casual Casey Jones. πŸ’ΌπŸ’

02.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Analog collage featuring legendary creatures and images, in mineral tones, centered around a portrait of Paul Mescal.

Analog collage featuring legendary creatures and images, in mineral tones, centered around a portrait of Paul Mescal.

I made this. πŸ§šπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

02.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched The Wicker Man for the first time today and I am changed. 🍏 What a phenomenal, captivating film.

01.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’d never admit it, but the children crave an algorithm that draws constant attention to their account like Twitter did.

01.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lamb lentil shepherds pie.

Lamb lentil shepherds pie.

:chefshandjob: πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

01.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gag is, I’m actually a really good cook, but I hate doing it. I hate the prep work, the process, the cleaning. But my meals are usually fire and so I’ve been forcing myself to cook more at home. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Anyway, lamb lentil shepherds pie in the oven. πŸ₯§

01.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly wish I could be a scary video game guy, but I have no chill. The controller is flying out of the hand at every jump scare. How I played through Last of Us 2 is beyond me.

01.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Laundry done. God bles. πŸ™πŸ»

28.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So comforting.

28.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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7am. CST. Laundry Day. 🧺

28.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

David the Gnome is on Tubi. πŸ„

28.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Yall. I might go crazy this weekend and stay up late. Like, past 11pm even. 😬

27.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the 2.5 on letterboxd πŸ˜‚ oof.

27.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a big fan of my simple β€œstop flirting with me”.

27.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I only saw it for the first time a couple years ago, but I could definitely see it terrifying me as a kid πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last 4 + some lucky favs. πŸ€

27.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how it feels to not be a pokegay sometimes.

27.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marking myself safe and free and ashamed from another season of Beast Games.

27.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0