Emily

I've never seen this man in my life

I try to use my laptop for social media stalking, less chance of errant clicks

The shame of accidentally double tapping and then unliking some randos Instagram post from 2019 🫥

Was this from alchemy?

Do not wish this upon me, I'm finally getting a breather from the most recent insane things in my life

As I sit sweaty and tired in my economy seat, I have to constantly remind myself that air travel is a magical invention and we are living in a marvelous time in technological history 🫠

What a blessing it is to have a surfeit of friends and time to spend with them, but I'm so caught up with everyone that I'm running out of conversation topics

Devastated that we've cancelled our girls trip to NYC, thankful that we called it quits after only 6 hours in the ATL airport and didn't even leave our hometown. I went through the 5 stages of grief after multiple flight delays and cancellations. This mess was only going to get worse 😢

During the visitation, someone must have bumped the aux cord, because the gospel music transformed into a fever dream of deep fried distorted noise for over 20 minutes. No one bothered to fix it or turn it off??

We're on our way to a family funeral and I've just been informed there are going to be TWO preachers. The deceased specifically wished for "souls to be saved" at her funeral service. Heeelllllpppp

Bucolic autumnal scene featuring a red barn and grazing sheep, with the text "You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies Psalm 23:5"

I received this surreal, mildly threatening(?) birthday card from my grandparents

Is it seasonal depression or does everything just suck? 🤔

I'm buying real non-Ikea furniture for the first time in my adult life and realizing that my interior design taste mirrors my mom's exactly. Hunting for the perfect bedside tables with her and my stepdad has been such a fun bonding experience!

En kanin med en vaffel. På hovedet.

this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")

A view of sunset overlooking Pigeon Forge, TN and the Great Smoky Mountain National Park

One of the last summer sunsets

I still remember y'all feeding me chebureki made with a recipe from a Life of Boris video. They were very similarly shaped and very good!

YouTube video by Dusty Geist Viewers like you thank you compilation 1

I'm doing my part www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKHR...

Bae is out of town and I just donated $60 to PBS and get access to their streaming service. Time to binge watch Ken Burns documentaries

Menu — GRØD We're changing our menu according to the seasons. Check out our current autumn menu below with additions such as apples, celery, variation of Jerusalem artichoke and crispy kale!

Realizing that I actually have been to a more formal version of this concept in Copenhagen www.groed.com/en/menu

Had a dream about a restaurant opening up called Just Porridge that served grits, oatmeal, etc as a base and then you could top with whatever accoutrements. Now I want some nice cheese grits

I squashed one when in Central Park a couple of years ago and felt like a real New Yorker

Tortoiseshell long haired cat laying in a chair. She has a little fish-shaped tag on her collar that reads "Sasha"

Thankful that our sweet Sasha is blowing past the life expectancy our vet told us earlier this year. She's still so happy!

My mantra is "that's not my problem" 🧘‍♀️🪷🕊️🙏

My friend visiting from out of town was very 😯 seeing her first Waymo. Crazy how quickly they became a normal part of the city landscape

Ooo that's a name I haven't thought about in a while. Will take a listen

2021 we had Dua Lipa, last summer was brat. Nothing has completely captured national attention this year.

Once again, the Algorithm fails. I wasn't aware of these, thank you!

Where are the summer bops at?? Even the Spotify "Summer Hits 2025" still includes charli, Chappelle, and Sabrina songs from last year! Are we in a girl pop drought

Oh my god