Marxist Lainist

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.

"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."

At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

i’m learning a lot about the trade war

An image of Stalin, which is labelled "MOST OF THE FREE WORLD HAD FORGOTTEN THE CORE OF COMMUNIST THOUGHT." Beneath this, Stalin is saying: "THE GOAL OF COMMUNISM is putting women and minorities in tabletop miniature wargames"

that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997

hey so I'm looking down your list of elemental resistances and I just had a couple of notes. firstly, I didn't realize 'breast expansion' was an element. secondly, I didn't realize these went into negative numbers

For real tho lmao

i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good

JD "PON" Vance

Your suited friend: Been getting really into gay porn recently. You know, real guy on guy stuff

Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking?

Good morning

“i used to do a lot of drugs. i still do, but i used to too”

physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go

If socialism and communism are SO bad, why not let them fail on their own instead of imposing crippling sanctions or coups? It isn’t out of concern for the citizens of those countries these are imposed…only the concerns of the wealthy elites of our own

And if you’ve read this far, fuck Zionism

The creatures are wriggling ,,,,

The stock market is really pretty tbh. It's a shame that it's gotta go

overshared a bit there huh

Congratulations!!!!!! I've been following you for years, I'm so glad I got to see the day it happened

Conservapedia, page for communism ?

[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.

Computer, show me a picture of him positively gravid

When you are at the "Who has the most Hitler Particles?" competition and SSmall Bu$ineSS Owner$ show up: