🍊CitrusKitty🍊

I should clarify, Shes 6’6 WITHOUT heels. With, Shes 6’11

- His daughter was named after his most loyal mare, Rachel
- He actually enjoys building... like... a LOT (Rob does construction irl so it fits :3)
- He likes VERY specific beer/whiskey
- His hat was his father's

Thats all I have today
Share urs if u want :3

Headcanons about John Marston :3

- He has dyslexia and ADHD
- When his daughter was born, he was more "fatherly" than he was with Jack
- He lets Abigail style his long-ass hair
- He used to love wolves before the attack
- Cat person :3
- Fuckass bisexual

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The Marston Family in Hazbin Hotel <3

Me coded Twizzler💔

If only I had money💔

YES UNI. WE STAN.

Charlie’s post nut clarity will save us all

Adding on to what I said about his writing; he tried to become a better person, so with that, I genuinely think he would understand trauma and anxiety from his past in the gang. And he genuinely puts in the effort to be better and start over fresh. Thats all. Thank you for listening to my 2AM yap

And because hes my comfort character, the sticker and wallpaper keep me from getting anxious and nauseous. I just genuinely love him. Hes well written, well designed, perfectly portrayed by Rob, and hes just an amazing character who is more comforting than any other character Ive liked… Ily, John❤️

Y’all don’t get it, like, John is my comfort character of all time. Like, I know I genuinely tweak out over him bc, yeah. He’s hot. But I have never cried over characters dying before John bc he makes me feel genuinely safe. So I have him as my wallpaper and as a sticker in my phone case.

1/2

I love John. I genuinely just wanna play with his hair and kiss him or at the very least just cuddle him, fall asleep in his arms and use his chest as a pillow and be able to listen his heartbeat (bc its comforting to me).

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#reddeadredemption #johnmarston

FUCK YOU. TWINK.🔥🔥🔥

HE DO AN EEP. WOW

This is the goddamn plan

@bigbendavis.bsky.social

Oh, he on that honk shoe, honk shoe, mimimimi type shit and I fw that VERY heavy

I AM IN HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!

Who is this DIVA💜

BREAKING NEWS
This just in, massive crater around 50 kilometers wide has been found in Canada, and here's the crazy part; It's shaped like a cat's paw.

CHAT I LOVE HUSKER EVEN MORE THIS SEASON AUGH

This song makes me ASCEND

(Ignore me texting twin lmao)

#HazbinHotel

Real💔

No. Jesus did not die for us. The countless men who sacrificed themselves at war died for us. Jesus isn’t, was not and never will be real. Get it through your fucking head, you stupid, narcissistic, delusional, Christian fucks.

When bro says something so horrendous, vile, freaky, diabolical and downright INSANE that you gotta hit em with these

@unicouniuni3.bsky.social Question: does Uni know he exists? (I love him with all my soul) :3

Chat since my Hazbin hyperfixation started, I fear my Spotify wrapped is COOKED💀

Let’s face it. The homophobic, racist, misogynistic, white teenage boys in the Red Dead fandom either

A: Wanna suck John or Arthur’s dicks
Or
B: Want a prostate orgasm from either John or Arthur

I fear that we like to forget that we survived a LITERAL plague-