𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️

you know what? fair.

anon msg: fav book and fav book

just one? impossible uhmmm book like maybbbe Brothers Karamazov or Les Mis. maybe fuggin Lamb or Sometimes a Great Notion. movies fml Boy is deeply special to me. Dr Strangelove. Sinners but just when this is making me sound pretentious i also love Jurassic Park and A Fish Called Wanda so so much 🤷

anon msg: u know that sometimes you seems so cool that i'm afraid to talk to you 😔(it was meant as a compliment)

💀💀💀 gotten this read before and its got to be the AudHD pls i will chop it up about whatever i'm the biggest midwit i know 🙏

i may have only seen you irl a handful of times but im inclined to believe they're right

the world isn't ready

i did notice, but like the apology isn't necessary 🫶

pls the only thing saving me from the news is pirate friends and their thirst traps

seconding these bad boys

"once you've figured out you're gay each year you level up to a gayer version of yourself." @overheardatagaybar text overlaid on an image of his Cuntiness, Captain Stede Bonnet

it's science

yessssss

spent exactly zero words on describing the fit or cut of his "T-shirt and jeans" 💀💀💀

this where my mind went when i read "skimpy" who wrote this? calm down 😂

Abshir closing the door on Stede

THEY SLAP! still do 🤘

anon msg: what was your fav band in high school

oh boy it probably changed every five minutes but Bad Religion and Soul Coughing and Nerf Herder were formative for me

anon msg: i just think you're rad as hell and i want you to know that

daw you guuuisssseee

anon msg: do you have a fav flower or plant?

ohh i like house plants that thrive on neglect like snake plants. otherwise i'm partial to cedars white pine and forget-me-nots

ty! i'm gonna have to checkem out

anon msg: i don't have a question i just wanted to say you're funny

thanks! it's the result of a traumatic upbringing and poor life choices 👍

did you happen to get this ink done in TO? it low key reminded me of this random OFMD tattoo i saw on the IG of a local artists i frequent

this is dope!

anon msg: i wanna know your crush

lol is this the same person as before? truly sorry bb i don't keep those laying around 🫶 you can just slide into my DMs tho if you wanna get weird 😘

it is and you should

🔥manifesting🔥

anon msg: any plans to make more OFMD art?

plans!! no. ideas. dreams. fantasies. whims. yes yes yes yes. 🥲 i've done a bunch of sketches but every time i get about halfway through something i hate it too much to finish. it'll happen tho! eventually...

haunting the retirement community with you

i can't wait to see it tho!

anon msg: who's ur secret crush?

the fancyman with a fancy ship 🎩⛵️

anon msg: ur popular now huh

like the flu 😎