AOP

"Artificial intelligence?" I say to my students, "more like fartificial insmelligence" (wild cheering)

Also, there should only be two movies (Schindler's List and Friday)

Standing athwart history yelling "What, me worry?"

Very frustrating being the *other* "contemporary Hungarian master of apocalypse who inspires comparison with Gogol and Melville"

Once again Laszlo Krasznaorkai wins a prize that is rightfully mine—Krasznahorkaied again, I cry out upon reading the news

You should read all of them in college and get a certificate, and then move on to listening to all 15 albums

There are too many books. There should be like 30-35 tops

Really starting to get the sense that some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses

It's cool that the world's only remaining superpower is run by guys whose main shared thing is that they are insanely bad at posting and homicidally desperate for a laugh. The Flop Sweat Regime

The thing is, it isn't just on these shitheads to not play Riyadh—now the ethical responsibility shifts to the audience, to not go to their shows or listen to their podcasts, to banish them from polite society

Greatest NFL quote graphic ever made

Oh okay, so let me explain. No it has not been abolished. It's not a direct comparison to WWII, it's meant as overstatement for comic effect regarding how obsolete third person is now. Hope that helps!

Do you really not understand the post?

Feel like writers (like myself) who still care about third person are like that Japanese soldier in the Philippines who continued fighting for 30 years after the war was over

Belatedly realized the joke should be "medbed sticker on a Cadillac." Ah well

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a medical bed

Wow look at this email I just received from the New Yorker

me (utterly deranged, writing on bullet casings): I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH FASCISTS

Does Tylenol cause childhood autism? We asked an elderly man dressed as Uncle Sam who drove 2100 miles to attend the Charlie Kirk memorial stadium event.

Lmao

- The Light Misting Song
- No Eighth
- Three Sticks
- In My Time of Mild Illness
- The Skirmish of Littlewhile

okay I'll stop lol

Some SOSO songs:

- Stairway to the Second Floor
- A Moderate Amount of Love
- Okay Times, Meh Times
- Going to Connecticut
- Beige Dog
- When the Levee Requires a Minor Repair

Absolutely!

Starting a Led Zeppelin cover band with a bunch of other mediocre musicians and calling it SOSO

I black out with rage for 3 to 5 seconds every time someone rides by on one of those motorized unicycle things

Don’t yuck my yum (ELO voice)

lol it's so true

I wonder if what we’re seeing in punditry isn’t exactly class solidarity but the outlines of a truly heinous group chat

extraordinary performance by leading media figures today in the very new field of inventing a guy to not be mad at