Low-key loving how seasonally inappropriate it is given this is what it looks like outside. I feel like one of those girls in school who came back from winter break with cornrows.

Tan from Mexico has settled in nicely ☀️

Drama and discourse all over the TL, and I’m just over here like:

Got to hear her speak at the Barnes & Nobles in Union Square many, many years ago and she’s fucking rad.

As I was saying

Bluesky in a nutshell

To put it another way- some of you bitches is musty 🤢

This is your semi-annual reminder that you should be washing your coats and outerwear regularly.

Need someone to do the you’re so quiet meme but with Demi Moore at Gucci

FCF

Whoopsie-Daisy, yoo-hoo

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says `` oh well '' . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says `` oh well '' .

Tough day to be a gay who doesn’t care about Pokemon or Traitors

That Friday feeling ✨

Power is back on and I am ready to YAP!

👅

One positive of having no power is that it is a good reason to miss that shitbags speech tn

A tale of two cities

Snowstorm plus Monday again

Can I come over and do this?

Vacations over 🍌🍌🍌

Everything I have learned about Clavicular has been against my will

🐬

Sup bro

3 margaritas no lunch

Pink like the color of my maybe

Missionary so we can keep arguing

🌴

Husband just yelled fro the kitchen that this chicken pot pie he is making is “going to blow my tits clean off” so happy Valentine’s Day I guess?

Bitch what tf!? Is you shrek?

Not washing your hands after using an airport bathroom is nasty work