Someone on hinge said my pic with Caroline Polachek was metal as fuck which, like yeah, you know what it IS

Had a dream last night that I was last minute trying to come up with a costume and I landed on a real housewives spinoff for monks.

New York is NOT for depressed people fyi

What is the point of having bipolar disorder if I haven’t had a hypomanic episode in months, maybe even years, who’s to say

Remember when catfish and the bottlemen canceled their entire US and Australian tour and never gave a reason as to why? Haha that was awesome 🥲

My cashier at Trader Joe’s just HAD to point out that I was the only person not buying flowers today 🫠 thx for the reminder queen

Every season of Yellowjackets there’s some new girls in that forest.

Ahhh yes my mental health day away from work is really helping

Anyway, go watch veep

The second my job becomes stressful and it’s not just me hanging out with my friends, I break down.

My dream is to live in a cottage built into the side of a mountain and also I am the size of a coffee cup

Lowkey a24 has been more misses than hits lately.

My landlord owes 62k in water bills to the city and the two apartments below me have just been deemed “perilous to life”

I need zach fox in unspeakable ways

When I say I’m doing girl things I mean I’m putting my half eaten bar of chocolate in my sock drawer.

Saw this on the sidewalk the other night after happy hour. Life is worth living <3

My coworkers and I are entirely too close. They know too much about my vagina