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@svenbark.bsky.social

Enthusiastically underprepared. πŸ“Chicago

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😘😘

07.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect I’ll bring wine

07.12.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Queso dip must be protected with my life

05.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!

05.12.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridge and Hollywood. The driver was stopped for a different pedestrian so I thought I had the all clear, but when I passed in front of him he started accelerating right in front of me. He was looking down into his lap.

05.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TY bb 😘

05.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m very ok BUT sitting at urgent care after a distracted driver hit me as I walked through a pedestrian crosswalk in Chicago last night. Prob just an ankle sprain! Could’ve been way worse. Ppl cannot look away from their phones πŸ˜ πŸ™„

Ty @wetfromsobbing.bsky.social for springing into action πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈπŸ©Ίβ›‘οΈ

05.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

Love this for you πŸ¦‹πŸ‘β›“οΈβ€πŸ’₯

05.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God fucking dammit Mandarin

05.12.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it in the theater in chicago and haven’t stopped thinking about it

05.12.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

03.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First year in a while that β€œBrown Noise For Sleep” fell out of my top albums for the year

03.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My most engaged-with post is us posing as obstinate neoliberal msnbc gays and it’s cracking me up

03.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Swoon

03.12.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

T’s & P’s πŸ’­πŸ™ to all the nonprofit professionals on this Giving Tuesday

02.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad you picked up on the formula I was going for!

02.12.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha see above! bsky.app/profile/sven...

02.12.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to google that!

02.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dream!

02.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀀🀀

02.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I go full buny near celery

02.12.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re gay, we vote, we eat pizza, and drink beer. Deal with it 😀 @benjibark.bsky.social

02.12.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2
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Good morning from my courtyard (it’s pretty but I’ll still take summer πŸ˜’)

01.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

30.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Came home to a slice of this

30.11.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inside us there are two wolves 🐺🐺

30.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ’β€β™€οΈ

30.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First to leave the function πŸ₯±πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄

30.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s one way to think of it but I prefer 405.6 turkeys

25.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish my hands could reach ya from Chicago
↖️↗️
πŸ™Œ
β†™οΈβ†˜οΈ

25.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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