Christopher Horn

A man at dining table. He holds a spoon in one hand and fork in the other. and has a napkin tucked into his collar. His tongue has unfurled out on to the table. On a plate in front of him are three individual peas. Text at the top reads "PEAS".

222/365. Peas.

An excited monkey riding a jet ski. Text reads "monkey sea•doo".

221/365.

A grinning lion-tailed macaque peeking through blinds. There is an ominous vibe. Text above reads "MONKEY SEE" and "MONKEY DO" below.

220/365.

I have confirmed this with my younger son. It is the newer, abbreviated form of saying "type shit," which I am told means that you're in agreement with what was said or that the actions discussed are what you would also do in a similar situation.

It seems to be synonymous with "word" or "church."

A squid with strabismus holding a skateboard. It has a GoPro strapped to its head/mantle. Text reads "SQUID GoPro".

219/365. I never had the chance to take Latin.

A man holding up a squid with one hand and holding out his other hand with an open palm. He is looking at the empty hand and smiling. Text reads "SQUID QUO PRO."

218/365. There's no such thing as a free squid.

Ah, yes; the brainus.

A balding man with his nose directly on a gray rat. His nostrils are flared and he's looking upward. He has an extremely wide grin.

217/365.

I don't like to judge people based on their appearance but I just saw myself in a mirror

A close up of a curled up roly-poly.

Based on this guy:

A curled up roly-poly. From within the shell are numerous hands extending their middle fingers.

216/365.

A guy looks nervously into the cardboard box he is holding.

215/365.

"Shrugworthy" death toll. Wow.

A cartoon humpback whale dressed as an 1800s Royal Navy officer standing on the deck of a sailing ship at sea.

214/365. Ahoy!

An ice cream cone licks itself with a distressingly long tongue.

213/365. A metaphor.

A humanoid creature with a sunny-side-up egg with some crisping along the edges for a head. The face is within the yoke. It has buck teeth and thick glasses. It is holding up a clipboard in one hand; the other is gesturing upward with an extended index finger. It is wearing a green sweater vest, khaki pants, a light blue long sleeved shirt, wide orange necktie and cream colored shoes. Text below reads "egghead."

212/365.

A summer squash (also known as a courgette or zucchini) wearing a polo style shirt and very tight short shorts. It has a headband, wristbands, and sneakers with knee-high socks. It is holding a squash racquet. Text reads "SQUASH".

211/365.

An enhanced aerial photo of a Palpa Geoglyph.

The source for the above.

A green fellow in a light blue jumpsuit with orange boots and gloves. It is wearing large glasses or goggles and is holding some kind of pipe instrument.

210/365. A Palpa Lines Guy.

A container of Sanka instant decaffeinated coffee.

It's just a reclining Buddha. I get it if it doesn't grip you.

A portly Buddha in a reclining chair. He's wearing lotus print pajama bottoms. He is happy, knowing that he is nearing enlightenment and thus liberation from the otherwise unending cycle of rebirth.

209/365.

A yellow monster with a giant, gaping mouth screaming as it runs toward the viewer. It has large, flared nostrils and four eyeballs. An exclamation point appears above it.

208/365.

For a month or more, they've only been Columbian around here, and they've all been dogshit. Streaky, fibrous, and black or grey at the neck, mushing loose from the skin on the twist, yet rock hard and under-ripe in the center.

I'm waiting for another country of origin before buying again. SAD!

A bull terrier driving a 1957 Scootacar. It seems to be having a very good time.

207/365.

A red imp with the body of a shrimp. It is holding a ladle and a wok, flipping rice. It's four other limbs are doing "thumbs up."

206/365. "You mean to tell me that a Shr+Imp fried this rice?"

A large, pudgy imp with it's limbs dangling down, floating in the sky. Its butt has fins. Attached to its belly is a gondola with the silhouettes of two imps visible within.

205/365. bl + imp.

A man with thinning hair wearing a black t-shirt leaning forward with a neti pot jammed into one nostril; water is flowing out from the other.

Goin' pro.