Egghead.
25.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, to live the life of an Italian plumber! This and more in the shop below:
24.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
No Pain, No Gain! Apply it to a surface within eyeshot where you need motivation or inspiration. $3!
23.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The three types of witch, now in sticker form, for the low, low price of $3 (with free shipping within these United States of America)!
21.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You play postcoital Wheel of Fortune too?
What are the odds!
They were ubiquitous.
19.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DC Studios LAMPTURDS
Okay.
17.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Love Minnection.
I'm giving that one to PBD for free.
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Happy Presidents' Day. I hope you all go buy a nice mattress, piece of new or used furniture, or an appliance at the lowest price of the year with no money down and no interest for 36 months.
16.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Add some sneakers.
16.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Six stickers on a yellow sheet of paper. There are some uncool beans, aliens doing the see no/hear no/speak no evil bit, an eager beaver, an okie dokie artichokie, an exasperated fried egg, and a rubber duck in a latex fetish suit with a ball gag.
Hey! More stickers! All available at:
ko-fi.com/platypusranch
I didn't realize "mongoloid" was a very specific outdated term for someone with Down syndrome. Which, revisiting the lyrics, is what the song is about ("one chromosome too many").
I always thought it was a culturally insensitive term for someone fairly dim and somewhat brawny. Wild!
It would be weird to put it in the "store" section, but something could certainly be arranged. Let me know!
10.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sign in the window of a house: "SUPER BOWL" IS A BIG EGO DISH :(
Sign in the window of a house: "BAD BUNNY" AIN'T FUNNY! :(
The self-identified "Window of Truth" has weighed in on a football game and its halftime show.
09.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A screengrab of the current weather conditions: Sunny, 69°F with a high of 70°F and nighttime low of 33°F.
Dang.
Welp. I'm off to do some yardwork before some grilling.
The long way.
08.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How useless do social media sites become as a source of entertainment when you're following 19.9K, 71K, 116.5K, or 251.6K accounts?
These are the numbers from the last four accounts to follow me.
It seems like a miserable and ineffective way to gain an audience.
got my congealed curry license
06.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0How can it be permissible?
04.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screen printed logo on a shirt reading: Kuck Brothers Bertrand, Nebraska
Well, well. If it isn't the
03.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What appears to be an ENORMOUS bust of George W. Bush in the middle of nowhere. Terrain and context clues point to this being somewhere in South Dakota.
Do you ever wonder about something from your past, do a search, do some tangential searches, click a link or two, and wind up confronted with an image like this?
03.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey! STICKERS. Right now, it's the seven Roller Skating Foods, but more will be added. Feel free to pass it around, especially if you know anyone in to that kind of thing.
02.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0How many Miles for that?
01.02.2026 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Each 8 1/2" x 11" sheet has 45 individual stamps. One could, if they were careful, peel it off without tearing and make it a large stamp.
31.01.2026 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
31 sheets of OK Soda stamps.
This stack of OK Soda stamps was recently unearthed in my home.
OK Soda was discontinued in 1995.
The skunk was smoking weed?
27.01.2026 07:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whew. I thought maybe you were going to end up in a tub full of ice missing one of your paired organs.
25.01.2026 08:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0