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Paul Whiffer

@upperrankskank.bsky.social

Your dad’s stoned himbo 🏠:Bellingham, WA πŸ”žNSFW Poetry. πŸ“š Antiques. πŸ“» Horror. πŸ¦‡ Amateur Smut. 🌢️

178 Followers  |  92 Following  |  281 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.1213

Latest posts by upperrankskank.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I have a face too if anyone cares.

09.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a piece of meat is being cooked on a grill with the word steak on it ALT: a piece of meat is being cooked on a grill with the word steak on it
09.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. God gives his horniest battles to his strongest gooners.

09.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, yea. πŸ₯΅

08.02.2026 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love you. ❀️❀️❀️

08.02.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing next to a monster that says `` feed me '' on the screen . ALT: a man is standing next to a monster that says `` feed me '' on the screen .
07.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof 🀀

07.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

07.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many treats in one photo. 😍

07.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always. πŸ₯°

07.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a pretty dick 😍

07.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best boy. πŸ’–

07.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel better, babe. ❀️❀️❀️

05.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m so weak 🫠

05.02.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The baddest. πŸ₯΅

05.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But like the most delicious chopped liver.

04.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this ❀️❀️

03.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀩🀩🀩

03.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime, bro 🀀

03.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanna bury my face in that all day

03.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing beats breakfast in bed with dad.

03.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heyy 🀀

02.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best combo

02.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Room for one more?? πŸ’¦

02.02.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m hearing a lot of people making the switch to UpScrolled.

01.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Missed #fcf

Will you accept a Softie Saturday?

01.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€€πŸ’–

01.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one. πŸ₯΅πŸ₯°

01.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908 ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908
01.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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