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@darthtempus.bsky.social

48. Star Wars | Star Trek | X-Men | Dr. Who | Eurovision | CarltonFC | Ghostbusters | Walkaholic | Podcaster | windmachinepodcast.com

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Oop they’re awake πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Like most positions of power in the Eurovision sphere, just continue sweeping uncomfortable things under the carpet and accuse anyone who dares to speak up as creating β€˜drama’.

26.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eric Ramsay: West Bromwich Albion sack head coach after nine games West Bromwich Albion sack head coach Eric Ramsay after only nine games in charge at The Hawthorns.

So West Brom, how many Managers can you field?

West Brom β€œYes”

Source: BBC share.google/Y3B575DRViOv...

25.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Semi regular message to Australian drivers

LEARN. HOW. TO. FUCKING. DRIVE!!! 🀬

24.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yep. Checks out

24.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lolololololol.

It’s been 23 years. Get over it πŸ˜›

23.02.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You don’t defeat Nazi propaganda by going on Goebbels’s broadcast, you defeat it by storming the beaches of Normandy

23.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5

I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?

23.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2547    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 15

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29435    πŸ” 4988    πŸ’¬ 333    πŸ“Œ 124

Daily reminder that your β€˜religion’ does not deserve a country irrespective of your religion. Religion should be a personal thing, it should not dictate the policy of the state.

23.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

21.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7212    πŸ” 4198    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 631
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

This sort of thing is why people are understandably not coming to the US. I would be really surprised if the expected international crowds arrive for the World Cup, at least at the US venues. Maybe some diehard fans will come. But the risk is just too great.

21.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 679    πŸ” 289    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 73

Except for morally challenged individuals determined to go to the World Cup 😒

21.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Known for some time. Keep up πŸ˜…

21.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Animal Laughs, Hippos, Swingers, Short Shorts & Camels - They Did WHAT? On Television? Episode Eight
YouTube video by Danie Treg - They Did WHAT?! On Television? Animal Laughs, Hippos, Swingers, Short Shorts & Camels - They Did WHAT? On Television? Episode Eight

What do animal laughs, hippos, swingers, short shorts, and camels have in common?

Nothing.

But they are all in episode 8 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send me.

Watch here ‡️

youtu.be/dH-k1_V07YA?...

19.02.2026 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is sweating now.

19.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14935    πŸ” 5408    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 44

β€œHow to shoot yourself in the foot multiple times” - An essay by the EBU

13.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine thinking you could sell out the O2

Bwahahahaha. The EBU are just a joke now

13.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOLD FOR πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

13.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dolph Lundgren, and Piers Morgan - They Did WHAT?! On Television? Episode Seven
YouTube video by Danie Treg - They Did WHAT?! On Television? Dolph Lundgren, and Piers Morgan - They Did WHAT?! On Television? Episode Seven

What does Dolph Lundgren and Piers Morgan have in common?

Nothing.

But they are both in episode 7 of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV that people send to me.

Watch here ‡️

youtu.be/nGIoAQPvNY8?...

12.02.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The IOC evoking EBU vibes.

Disgraceful

Slava Ukraine!

12.02.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very pleased to report that Tutta L’Italia is blaring out in the background of the Winter Olympics coverage.

09.02.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

NSW Police haven’t learned their lesson.

So, when is Blue Murder 2 coming out?

09.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Protest 
πŸ“· Victorian Socialists

Photo Protest πŸ“· Victorian Socialists

An absolute sea of people has gathered at Flinders Street Station in Naarm/Melbourne this evening. Tens of thousands saying loud and clear:

HERZOG IS NOT WELCOME HERE! ✊

09.02.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
A banner reads 'Jews Say Herzog To The Hague', by Jewish Voices of Inner Sydney.

A banner reads 'Jews Say Herzog To The Hague', by Jewish Voices of Inner Sydney.

in sydney

via wpg

09.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This fucker needs to leave Australia NOW!

09.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned of the existence of MPreg fan fiction. And I don’t think I will ever be the same again… 🫠

07.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So…Delta Goodrem for πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί at Eurovision?

Mark this post. πŸ˜™

06.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0