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Or when he (male friend)twists your arm and won’t let go to the point of tears, and then when you explain why it hurt and you were upset, he mocks you for that every chance he can because it “wasn’t serious” and he was “just playing around.”

How can you say you hate wrestling?

They should just Mac and Me Nick Wayne off the ramp

BLINK CAN FART OR WHATEVER INTO THE MICS FOR AN HOUR JUST PLEASE PLAY TURPENTINE AT RIOT FEST TOMORROW

Sometimes when I want a meatless option, I literally do not want meat- mock or real. Why don’t they sell things like that? I want a chicken pot pie minus the real chicken and the fake chicken.

I walked into work and picked up my coffee as “Love Plus One” came drifting through the store speakers. Excited to see my boys (Haircut 100) tomorrow. 💕➕☝️

Watching some full live show to feel something.

Not seeing back to back nights of Oasis and Devo/My Chem in Chicago makes me feel like a failure adult.

#darbyallin #forbiddendoor

Halloween cards are getting in on the fart and alcohol trend now.

Every single birthday card now is about farts or wine.

Yup, already my stomach hurts and I feel like I’m going to give myself diarrhea.

I can’t even begin to think about The Format playing shows because last time I couldn’t even get a single ticket and I’ve replayed the image of myself on the day of any given show curled up on the ground outside of a venue trying to listen to them playing inside.

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

Viagra Boys- Viagr Aboys
Pulp- More

In We Didn’t Start the Fire he sings “trouble in the suez” not “trouble in the sewers” which means it is NOT about the ninja turtles.

I would LOVE it for everyone to cross the street in front of me if it meant that I could safely walk down a street alone.

Beans

Who’s up eating beans?

Tired of people using muppet as an insult. Being a muppet is an honor!

There’s too many people on earth anyway, let’s move the age of consent to like 26.

Age of consent was never about physical, but mental. 10 years old is a literal child whether or not they’re reaching earlier puberty. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Oh I’m sorry he “cares about the population,” that’s actually what it is all about.

So we got @kevinpdevine.bsky.social and @viagraboys.bsky.social tied for the same amount of plays on my last.fm (even though they still marked one as 10 and the other 11). Who will ultimately win this battle? Only time will tell.

I’ve just seen hell and it’s Big Bang Theory people doing a cover of RHCP.

Baffling to me how anyone saw this picture of a woman’s neck uncomfortably bent over a man’s arm and thought it was anything good.

The most holy is Evander Holyfield, it’s in his name.

The genie said “eternal life” and the man took that at face value soooo…

Woke up to my betta fish dead after changing him into a new tank yesterday that he absolutely did not want to have any part of. I don’t feel like writing a post anywhere and forcing someone to read about how I ultimately killed Fishard. I’m putting this here because I need to somewhere.

I just learned the Disney shut down the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids attraction to use the room for Star Wars so now I hate Star Wars.

I’m going to Disney for two days but there’s NO Roger Rabbit or Honey I Shrunk The Kids or ninja turtles, so I guess everything sucks now.