Brown Gordon Ramsay

Top 10 games, not in any order

1. Metroid Dread
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Chibi Robo
4. Xenogears
5. Devil May Cry 3
6. Final Fantasy 6
7. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
8. Metal Gear Solid 3
9. Zelda Link to the Past
10. Castlevania: symphony of the Night

All this Charlie Kirk nonsense is just a distraction from the fact that for $9.99 a month you can get 7 free Slurpees a month at 7-Eleven stay woke

That’s generally out of the hands of the artist and is all about the publishers.

Swifties when we live in a world where Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul exist.

Literally every commentary on Food Network competition shows:
“Chef is going to need flavors to win.”
“The flavor is going to take home the win”
“it’s going to come down to the flavors.”
“Flavortown Flavorsville from Flavorson McGee”

gender is a construct which means it doesn't require air, food, drink, or sleep, has resistance to poison damage, and cannot be resurrected by divine magic.

Awww nut bunnies. I was looking forward to the rest. But then again, I have weird taste in Star Wars stuff. I’m the only person that didn’t like Andor apparently

I liked the first two episodes… did you think those were a slog? Just wondering if it’s one of those things where it gets shitty later

One of the biggest perks of being an Indian man is the ability to send a tiger after my enemies at will.

The whole “girl dinner” thing is sad/hilarious because people had to write think pieces on whether or not it’s healthy and then write counter think pieces on not policing what people should eat and it’s like damn dude women literally cannot even eat in their homes in peace.

Your feed now has an unsolicited deck pic

Me (aspirational): “I voraciously frequented the public library to educate myself because I didn’t have access to high quality education.”

Me (reality): “I didn’t have any friends so I went to the library to read every Star Wars novel for free.”

I fear if American dudes discover dry shampoo they’ll never shower again

Did people stop talking about the TikTok pink sauce because everyone that ate it is dead now?

Me in my 20’s: “yo who’s comin out to this new club/bar that just opened the DJs are gonna be cray cray!”

Me now: “Who wants to hit the grand opening of this new grocery store? They have an insane deal on probiotics!”

Honestly, the most offensive part of this is that the sign uses comic sans

Dear people who want to make babies to provide structure and joy to their lives: have you tried Tamagotchis?

With temperatures like these, everyone is a 90s kid.

“Come my lady, come come my lady, you’re my butterfly, sugar, baby”

Akira Kurosawa’s “10 Things I Hate About You”

I honestly can’t tell if this is serious or not. You’re literally describing what the strike is…?

11 days later, I feel like Threads went from solid to fundamentally broken. My feed went from a bunch of people I follow to a bunch of brands and people selling their own personal content.

This is so true, but unlike with fighting games or something, super action, heavy, I could not begin to explain why this is true

No, it’s waaaay less horny on here

Someone let me borrow their dog to make a strike sign that says “The only balls I want to fetch are Bob Iger’s.”

Yeah without the dog it’s just a dating profile on Raya.

they should make an app where you only talk about apps. they could call it meta

The only reason I wish I was famous was so I could tweet something like “the reason why Swifties think Taylor Swift is queer is because literary criticism is no longer taught in schools.” and then someone at Jezebel would have to write a thinkpiece about it.

Hope Of Missing Out (HOMO)

Screenshot of Threads; the order for Replies and Likes is bafflingly flipped from making them to seeing others; likes is on the left at the top but on the right below it.

Perfect design. Amazing.