Winegarden

don’t seek treatment

“I didn’t need an air fryer” - @katgpt.bsky.social

S E A (ttle) B A E

106/365 Repetición para dominar y disrupción para adaptar.

Presidential debates would be so much better if there was some alcohol involved

no.

88/365 Semenattle

no one actually uses the arms on couches

Coffee tables are ick

bears repeating

Can’t make a foraged mushroom omelette without doing some foraging! (and research about which ones will kill you) 🍄

@katgpt.bsky.social it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

People doubting Apple don’t understand how in pink is rn

running a lil late cuz I had to wait for the espresso machine to heat up

It’s my farts vs the coway air purifier

Hey don’t skeet on the lunchables pizza!

Safeway charcuterie boards are just giant lunchables for adults! 🪤

🌭

Kinda wanna move to Miami 🌴

🙄

😵‍💫

😑

I’m not “funny”… I’m right!

skeet vs bleet. Discuss

I don’t eat the drink garnish
🍒🫒🫘
but I still want it

What kind of trees are these and where do I get them?

These are truly times

Sorry for inviting all my friends and ruining the party :(

So maybe you could get deals on submarine charters rn?

How in the world do you find a great wedding planner?