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@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social

Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once. โš ๏ธ Occasional NSFW ๐Ÿ”ž https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/

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Working on the work.

18.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate the idea of tech listening to me. I do not want to talk to it. I do not want it to talk to me. I do not want it to do anything on its own. I want it inert when not in use.

The passive collection of data abhorrent to me. Its potential as a surveillance loophole is unacceptable.

18.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Re-Thing w/ Powerful Women
๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ

18.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hashtag bikes not pikes

17.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A blacksmith produced the pike heads for Brown, and when people asked what they were, he'd say they were "mining tools."

What is mining if not stabbing the earth till stuff you want comes out?

17.10.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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John Brown began his raid on Harper's Ferry on Oct 16, 1859.
Part of his plan was distributing some 950 pikes to enslaved people as his band progressed.

Now please enjoy my painting of John Brown helping a Mole Man with his bike.

17.10.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toppin' a brรถther off like a fuckin steam train.

17.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He glub my carapace till I war.

17.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When a Space marine gears up, the helmet goes on last so they can fill the rest of the suit with testosterone.

17.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But sex is too unrelatable for 40k!

Unlike xenophobia, misogyny, genocide, objectification, and the consuming rage of the male ego that aches to serve as the janissary of an authoritarian patriarch! The violence IS the sex in 40k and there's nothing at all to interrogate about that.

17.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did some of my best sleeping on sunny benches between messenger runs, legs tangled in my bike so no one world swipe it. Feels like a proper animal nap. Cats know what's up.

16.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The scone's lemon and blueberries were no match for my highly evolved teeth.

16.10.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dump some of your money into my business so I can dump it into a senator's PAC, so they can dump tax dollars into your business, so you can dump it into our lobby to kill the post office, so we can dump it in a judge's lap, so your app can use my drones to deliver mail while spying for DHS...

15.10.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's scam tech is a voluntary human centipede of value.

Loan me money so I can build enough of a thing to get more loans so I can lobby for access to public resources, so I can borrow more money to fund my campaign so I can deregulate how much money I can borrow before I retire.

15.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Movies about being stuck in the computer just don't hit the same since we all got stuck in the computer. Kids these days only care about people stuck in the dryer.

15.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As the sampler in my kitchen says, "The Hรผhnerstall is wo the Hens sind."

15.10.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Die Hรผhner, denke ich.

15.10.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/cr...

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14.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crittertongues Past: 207 - picking fights in public and religious education

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14.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want praise? Hold anyone responsible. Impose sanctions. Refuse their leaders entry. Charge any US citizen participating in the genocide on their behalf with war crimes. Let the UN evict settlers. Stop sending our cops there for training.

Acknowledge all the murder and stop selling them weapons.

14.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't stress enough how empty a negotiated peace is *after* the side we arm, and will continue to arm, has already bombed most of the marginalized people's cities to rubble and starved thousands of kids to death.

Could've just said, "No more bombs for you."

14.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations on being the kind of slow-walking mercenary landlord profiteer that their leadership is happy to deal with.

Reset the big "days since last broken ceasefire" board.

14.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They all have so much blood on their hands that they have to show up and pretend this wasn't possible several years and several thousand dead kids ago. To pretend peace is more complicated than refusing to send bombs and cash to a genocidal ally.

14.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enhance.

13.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The devil's in the details.

12.10.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's to say they don't?

12.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behind very ERO patch, every US Constitution neck tube, every plate carrier falling to hide a beer gut, is a little man gleefully swinging a bat and bouncing with excitement over who he's gonna GET first.

You wanna get her? No, you like her. Don't tell her. She might tell the rest of them. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

12.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WKUK Race War!
YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know WKUK Race War!

I think they captured the vibe perfectly.

12.10.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The manufacturers are responsible for this.

12.10.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dog Toy or Sex Toy context is important, so to hell with it.

I should dust off (or maybe boil) this old tumblr I started in 2016.
dogtoyorsextoy.tumblr.com?source=share

12.10.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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