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Jeff H

@chicagobonehead.bsky.social

Writer, cinephile, horror nut, Fox Kid, big butt connoisseur (respectfully) (derogatory)

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From the evanston community on Reddit: Girl, I Guess 2026 voter guide is out (corrected link this time) Explore this post and more from the evanston community

www.reddit.com/r/evanston/s... okay here’s something but I’m still nervous

03.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t just be sayin stuff now I don’t know who to vote for

03.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh…why :(

03.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He deserves this text it to him directly

03.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to pay taxes, I don’t want a war, I don’t want benefits slashed, I don’t want a child molester as president! Why am I paying the federal government to kill people?

03.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it’s a four-to-five star for me. The entity’s goal feels more subtextually sound than It Follows, a little more connected to the narrative. Plus, there’s some REALLY great chemistry that keeps the whole thing afloat. I really hope people love this one

03.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People get blocked on Grindr and then write a book about how oppressed they are like jfc

03.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a great It Follows follow(heh)-up, I saw it at Sundance

03.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think all retirees should work under a Girl Bossℒ️ if they must return to work

03.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Julius Meinl is such a liminal concept I feel like it was incepted into my subconsciousness before I ever saw one in real life

03.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why hasn’t Challengers gotten a Criterion release? What is the criteria for Criterion?

03.03.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this like a crate and barrel for troglodytes??? Why is it being excavated

03.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is everyone getting intrusive spam calls they can’t stop from a man named Marco trying to sell you a personal loan

02.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They didn’t give him enough material unfortunately

02.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m convinced

02.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who aren’t 30 yet…like, grow up!

01.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I DID TOO

01.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Smosh just Dropout for Zillennials? And Dropout is fully millennial?

01.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything I post on Facebook is an accident I just want access to marketplace

01.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavy rt for this one

01.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like that’s the meanest shit I’ve ever heard lol he fully clicked on the profile of the guy that said that and draggggged him

01.03.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a sex worker in chi that did an ask me anything and someone was like β€œhi we have the same body type and you’re my inspirationπŸ§‘β€ and he responded β€œno offense but we absolutely do not, please don’t say that to me, we really don’t. I can’t help you.” And I think about it once a day

01.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Beards more than an inch off a man’s face are fucking gnarly

01.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me choking on bostongayboys words

Me choking on bostongayboys words

Me choking on your words rn

01.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing headphones and glasses is talking into a microphone with the words " my gut hurts " below him ALT: a man wearing headphones and glasses is talking into a microphone with the words " my gut hurts " below him

Your words touch me so deeply I feel it in my stomach

01.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Men long for connections they don’t have to make eye contact with

01.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I became an EYEKON two weeks ago and now I’m supposed to boycott them and Slayyyter’s album doesn’t come out for a month what am I supposed to listen to at the gym

01.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell ya they are

28.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you believe Paramount is about to burn half of Warner Bros’ entire catalog like the library of Alexandria

28.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You saw that leak too huh

27.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0