Josh Mindemann

I wish my feed was as flooded with news about the killing of innocent Gazan children as it is for the killing of a Nazi.

BREAKING: In response to Trump claiming he wishes to enter heaven, angels have been sent to the celestial border to paint the golden gates black in an effort to make climbing them more difficult.

No one loves a basic ass rebrand!

We tend to be attracted to people on a similar intellectual level… so OF COURSE he’s a pedophile!

America used to be known as the melting pot but it feels more like one of those segmented lunch plates with a toddler throwing a tantrum if the different foods touch while he’s also actively trying to throw the vegetables on the floor.

I’m curious if the people who thought their angry god sent storms to stop a pride parade also believe he is casting judgment by drowning christian children in Texas, or do they pick and choose which weather is “god’s judgment” like they pick and choose which verses in their book they want to follow?

Death of an Empire

On the bright side, Tony Keith can’t make any more shitty music this time!

Guys, guys, guys… what if the greatest song in the world… was Lava Chicken?!

May thy riot gear chip and shatter! #NoKings

Not now! Not ever! #NoKings

To the “good ol’ boys” whining about Mexican flags flown in LA, California was Mexican for longer than the Confederacy even existed but you’re still flying that traitor rag so kindly shut your cousin-fucking mouth the whole hell up!

Best part of this is the wife, JD, having to watch from the cuck couch while his daddy breaks up with the mistress.

Can the White House be next?

It's where all the new innovation is. Better for video as well.

Man, I miss the 80’s when every song was 7 songs in a trench-coat! 9 minute tracks of pure chaos!

Lmao sucks to be JD, knowing the Pope’s last act on earth was to tell you to go fuck yourself before yeeting his mortal coil!

With Hispanic Americans being illegally kidnapped by ICE left and right, how long before Raphael… er “Ted” Cruz realizes “Cruz” isn’t safe either and changes his name to Ted Smith?

This would be a dream come true!

Gotta love how the left and the right both picked comic book mascots to represent themselves. The left picked the Nazi killer because of how much they hate Nazis and the right picked the cop killer because of how much they hate... er... *checks notes... LOVE cops? #ConservativeLogic

Unpopular opinion, consequences of fascism aside, migrant workers shouldn’t make poverty wages either!

Dude on the bottom right looks like he’s about to call the Annexation of Puerto Rico!

I’ve gone down on partners longer than she was in space but that’s supposed to be enough to distract us from the wrecking ball they’re taking to diversity and inclusion?