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so this is a hell of a subtweet.

it makes our statement being milequetoast-ly supportive of the US clearer, govt doesn't want to upset gas-daddy at a time when they have shown no economic plan and are desperate for something - anything - to take into the election.

remember kids, always be craven.

"Luxon hit back at Clark saying: 'What is disgraceful is a regime that kills its own people they way it has'."

wow, can't believe Luxo has come out this hard against the US...

washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"

not everything needs to be viewed as a meta political story on polling. humans are dying.

A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.

Reading Hollywood gossip on reddit is my secret shame. But really I don't know why. Who the fuck are these people? I recognise Peg Bundy's name and that's it...

Steven Joyce follows me on substack apparently.

what.

That was my writing experience.

I cannot deny this.

Was fucking smug about that.

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haaaaaaaaahahah

Headline: Government gives police 'move on' powers to ban rough sleepers, beggars, but it's crossed out.

Same headline edited to now say Government can move on deez nuts.

fixed it

well, aside from the racism and sexism and imperialism, sure.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flash

Prince Philip before he died but you'd swear it was after

Corporate wants you to find the difference...

Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.

the guide for my new IEMs sure does look like an IUD...

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN ARRESTED

disagree. it just gives him oxygen to spout racist shit. and he's deliberately spouting racist shit because there's a voter base who love it. and he's not trying to win 40%, he's trying to win 10.

small parties, if acting like assholes, should be starved of oxygen.

still kinda shit

bit shit

Not one nazi will drink at this bar

God... My bottom energy extends to kākāpō too?

... Do I have to fuck a kākāpō?

Her quotes are so good.

Proposed Resource Management Act overhaul set to breach Treaty - experts warn - as submission deadline looms Māori advocates warn the Government’s RMA overhaul risks breaching Te Tiriti, stripping Treaty protections and causing long-term damage to environmental and Māori participation rig

fuck this news story is exactly how I think news stories should be presented. Te Ao is the only outlet I have push alerts for cos it delivers content like this.

What's unfolding is real shit.

www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/02/11/p...

i just think that in the era of smartphones, office toilet lights on a timer should be a thing of the past

Is your fave Stephen Miller?

I am very confident it is not a Cormack Original

"must" doing some heavy lifting there.

The more I think about it, if we *must* have a parliament, then a Māori Upper House would be a good shout. That would be actual te Tiriti Partnership.