Watching Paul and Sabrina… And for some reason, I’m really craving an airport lounge right now. I think I’m gonna go out in the porch and have one. #snl50
17.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Truthfully“ annoys me almost as much.
Although I am fond of NGL as shorthanded for “not gonna lie”.
They may essentially mean the same thing, but there’s a different energy.
15.02.2025 06:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Needed to be dead?”
Too many Friday quotes apropos in this environment.
15.02.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some of my women friends are going to “Galentine’s” parties. Is there a dude version?
I propose “PALentine’s” parties.
Just a bunch of lonely hearts showing the scars on our hearts to each other and talking about the ones that got away.
Plus some Star Wars nerds who misread it as “Palpatine‘s“.
15.02.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was a warning.
12.02.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you hear the part where the kid told Trump that he wasn’t really the president and he should leave?
12.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Front design of a California currency called the Bruin.
If we’re gonna do this… We’re gonna need currency #calexit
07.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
