One evening on our honeymoon, my husband really thought he had me. He asked me if I knew what "defenestrate" meant, and I immediately defined it for him. He tried to trick me, and I proved him wrong. I really think that started the marriage off on the right foot.

Buy your toilet paper and rice now....

I'm not sure how much I'll be here, since I was never much of a Twitter user. I just need the option to abandon Meta products entirely if I get too mad....

Leelee! I love them so much.