MAGA kryptonite

I'm putting my marker down on this: trump will make some off-the-cuff comment about bringing back the draft and every little Joe-Rogan-listening-MAGA-incel-shitposting-1.9-GPA-cousin-fucker will shit their pants and run screaming into the streets.

I bet he makes Marco put lotion on it

People are guessing in the comments that this might be Shingles. Sure looks nasty and uncomfortable, w/e it is. Microstrokes, whatever he's treating with daily IV meds and now this. Joe Biden has stage 4 cancer and he's in better shape that this skid mark.

He could be impeached and removed by lunch on Monday if only Republicans had the balls

Folks, things like this will keep happening to trump and/or any number of oligarchs and eventually a couple of them will succeed. Trump and the AI douche rockets can’t keep tightening the noose forever without consequences.

Cry more, taco tits.

This is the reason that fan fiction and fan-made films suck so hard. Nothing but hero worship while removing all obstacles in the protagonist's way, followed up with didactic regurgitation of what they consider to be "canon"

WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out Hyperscalers are tearing hard drives out of the hands of manufacturers. Prices are therefore also rising for SSDs.

First, AI data centers devoured graphics cards, making gaming and video production costs skyrocket. Now they’re sucking up all the RAM for your PC. Next come the hard drives, so you’ll be forced into the corporate cloud for all personal computing purposes.

www.heise.de/en/news/WD-a...

"what's the plan?" my goodness - beyond self-parody at this point

WHAT'S THE PLAN? YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE ARTISTIC PROCESS YOU BOZOOOOOSSSSS

I’m don’t intend to be mean or cynical here, but both Robert Duvall and Jesse Jackson died in the last two days and I would swear that I already read both of their obituaries years ago.

U.S. added 130,000 jobs in January, but labor market growth stalled in 2025 The Bureau of Labor Statistics found that U.S. employers added 181,000 jobs last year, far fewer than the 1.46 million jobs that were added in 2024.

My, my, what a surprise
www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

The topic is AI, in case it’s not clear

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I don't buy 130k jobs created and an unemployment rate of 4.3% at all. At all. Way too many layoffs reported in the news. Ongoing layoffs and attrition efforts for the last 18 months at my own job. Way too many CEOs with a boner to use "AI" as an excuse for layoffs.

The really shitty part is, the minorities who voted for trump will be totally fine with this.

Can’t threaten me with a good time

Oh my god, that whole review is delicious

Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

Tim Cook and Sam Altman Address ICE Crackdown In Internal Messages To Employees Altman made the comments while also praising President Donald Trump as a “strong leader” while Cook said he had a "good conversation" with the president on this matter.

I’m an Apple diehard, but Tim Cook needs to go. Confusing multiple configs of Apple products, capitulation to internet randos who demanded flat design, and now this obsequious kissing of Trump’s ass. Willing to bet Steve Jobs’ ghost pays Tim a visit every Xmas eve

www.forbes.com/sites/zachar...

It's about impossible to laugh at SNL's Trump skits anymore. The actions of Trump and his administration are beyond dire and disastrous now. If SNL can't rise to meet the moment with Trump content, they need to just drop it altogether

The jokes write themselves

The topic here is AI, if it’s not clear:

Green Buffets

somewhere in the vast ocean a fish is just swimming along completely unaware it'll soon be caught, filleted, breaded, deep fried, topped with tarter sauce and cheese, shoved in a bun, devoured, release the exact dose of cholesterol needed to stop a heartbeat, and save humanity from ruin

I was only off by two weeks as it turned out

Not lost on me that the real pushback on ICE and trump didn’t happen until ICE killed a white person.

You really have to marvel at how far trump has gone and yet his party is still terrified that if they do anything at all to reclaim their power and keep him in check, they won’t get reelected.

AFAIC, this app should just be named "Is He Still Alive?" and you know exactly what I'm talking about.

ICE murdering US citizens, including white ones
Unaffordable food, healthcare, housing
CEOs firing people and replacing them with AI - when they aren't forcing them back into the office
Billionaires taking all the money
Kidnapping foreign heads of state
Threatening allies
The Epstein files
Tariffs

4/4 FWIW, I just spent 2 days at D&D In a Castle's Dungeon Master University. Over 150 students and faculty were there and I did not meet one who didn't like (or even love) Stranger Things S5. Normal people just want to be entertained with quality content, and the show delivered.