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after a certain point, attempts to make feel-good media Sinister Actually just get exhausting!!!

FUCKING THANK YOU!!!! the whole point is come join the family and get cherished idiot!!!!!!

genuinely makes me furious

anyway i'm aromantic and i will defend romance media to the death actually

i think it's scary how the james bond villains don't come back in the sequels after they're defeated

this tumblr post about how oh bridgerton is scary because the characters get swallowed by the HEA and then become supporting characters or disappear well yeah that's the structure of every regency romance series ever

like oh you think the show about women orgasming a lot is silly and superficial? should we throw a party? should we invite andrea dworkin?

that's not nothing bitch!!

no you are not obligated to like it but i Do need you to consider for instance that they recently spent an entire season marketing a bisexual man as a dreamboat to a presumed straight woman viewership

i just don't trust excessive bridgerton haterism ok

daniel

YouTube video by ectoplasmjames _ Lestat, Lestat, Lestat.

Lestat, Lestat, Lestat.

THE! NAME!

youtu.be/xwcj6QJEmwc

there is
a house
in new orleans
they call the
'fucked up house'

Anyway, all this to say we need to be weird. Weirder, even. Stop letting people manipulate you into feeling bad for fantasizing about shit that doesn't hurt anyone. Fiction doesn't hurt anyone, but moral panic does. Be a complete freak proudly.

god i love the way your mind works

someone give francesca a hug jfc

also very funny that this season has a come to the cottage moment, also,

actually bridgerton is doing a pretty good job lubing its straight audience up for a lesbian storyline

yerin ha……

no virus, no cultural norm, just boy’s gotta eat boy’s gotta have his supper

the best kind of cannibal horror is the type where there’s no explanation of why they do that

reposting bc i'm still ridiculously proud of how this came out

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

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When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

the question asked by burnout syndrome is “would you rather date someone evil or someone pathetic“

ofdo / rewatching and i really want to know how this story would go if they ended up doing wicked

mix is so hot i feel evil

i am convinced that sand and dean exchanged illicit blowjobs at some point in the season interim and the moment this becomes public knowledge it will be a category 5 community event

if they ever do an onlyfriends ourskyy it better be a breakdown of all the times the leads have cheated between s1 and s2

boys who occupy the same ecological niche and yet are so so compatible

the thing about some of those later screams is that they expect me to believe that billy loomis's gay ass knocked up a woman