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Matt Stout

@mattstout.bsky.social

I’m a weird dad and a dumb husband. I’m a UM pastor and a nerd who likes to read and play games. Friend of DeSoto.

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I’ve never wanted to frame a meme and hang it on my wall before. This is perfect.

19.06.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is the one. Shut it all down now.

05.06.2025 20:41 — 👍 193    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 1

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

05.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 11620    🔁 1825    💬 57    📌 33

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 — 👍 67863    🔁 14905    💬 1663    📌 889
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My 9-year-old son is already part of the resistance, but when he finds out that we won’t be able to preorder a Switch 2 because of Trump, he’s gonna take to the streets.

04.04.2025 15:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“The Taco of God”

09.03.2025 19:43 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could ABSOLUTELY beat Serena Williams are you kidding me?? Come on.

Oh at TENNIS? Oh no I meant star trek trivia. No she would destroy me at anything resembling athletics let alone the one she's a genius at lmao I'm sorry this has all been one big misunderstanding

Just like Star Trek TNG s05e02

08.03.2025 23:24 — 👍 610    🔁 112    💬 19    📌 1

Thank you!!!! I’m so thrilled.

23.02.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does Back After This take place in the Evvie Drake cinematic universe? I’m so excited to read it either way.

23.02.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m making it a spiritual practice to read a little Oscar Romero and listen to a little Pete Seeger every day, and it’s been incredibly good for my soul.

18.02.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm working on a series of breakout sessions for conference about incorporating #TTRPG s and spiritual community. I'd like to incorporate dice rolling into some of our group conversations. Other than rolling on a table for a conversation starter, what are some other ways I could incorporate dice?

15.02.2025 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So did I!

10.02.2025 01:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The boomers on my Facebook complaining about the halftime show are giving me so much life right now.

10.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Preaching the lectionary this week, and I realized something for the first time. Jesus said “I will make you fishers of men.” I’ve always accepted that as a call to evangelism and discipleship. But when you go fishing, it kills the fish! From the fish’s perspective, it’s not great.

04.02.2025 18:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't WANT to preach this morning -- JD Vance is not a serious person, he lacks the intellectual chops to do this kind of work, so rewarding his thirst with response is undignified -- but the Spirit demands at least a brief bit of sermonizing

31.01.2025 15:23 — 👍 1259    🔁 207    💬 24    📌 80

That's a good call. Last time, I got hypervigilant with the news and it was super unhealthy. I need to figure out some micro resistances I can do without having to be glued to current events. I don't want to be ignorant, but I can't take another four years of constant anxiety.

30.01.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Y'all, my mental health has taken a real nose dive today. Yesterday I was ready to fight and resist and all that. Today I feel hopeless and sad and that's about it. Is this the roller coaster I'm destined to stay on for the next four years?

30.01.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I know we’re not supposed to like Firefly any more because Joss Wheaton sucks, but I DO aim to misbehave.

30.01.2025 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Bishop Mariann Budde did what those who are called into ministry are tasked to do: guide, serve, teach, correct. A plea to an emperor for compassion and a reflection of Jesus' vision of justice.

#faithfullylgbtq #lgbtq

22.01.2025 19:39 — 👍 41    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

There's a mainline protestant church with a woke lady pastor within walking distance of your house. Everyone there will be thrilled to see someone under 50 at service. There's free donuts too.

22.01.2025 16:05 — 👍 311    🔁 45    💬 14    📌 33

I tried to avoid social media today because I just knew some Trump supporter was going to quote the I have a dream speech and I don’t have the patience to deal with that today. But I opened Facebook anyway so now I’m angry and sad.

21.01.2025 01:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I sort of wish I had the courage of conviction to be donezo anyway, but I’ve sunk cost fallacied my whole life away. Most times I’m OK, but every once in a while…

14.01.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes that’s right. I’ve spent so many years believing that I “had” to believe things I was never convinced of. Some of it was about institutions, some of it was social pressure, some of it was fear of asking hard questions.

13.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s a lot of beauty in historic Christianity. There’s a lot I want to learn from the Black church in America. I still think the hope of resurrection is essential. So I’m finding ways outside of the White Evangelical theology I’ve been raised on to connect spiritually.

12.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Between a church split, the nonsense American Christians have been up to the past few years, and an increasing sense of doubt, I have almost walked away a number of times. If I hadn’t been a pastor, I would have given up on church by now. But I am, so I haven’t.

12.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I made a commitment a few years ago not to bullshit myself when it comes to my spirituality. I decided I wasn’t going to pretend to believe in things any more that I don’t actually believe. I had been bullshitting myself for my whole life. It’s been refreshing, but also incredibly challenging.

12.01.2025 22:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We began Confirmation class tonight at church. It’s so great hearing adults and kids have deep spiritual conversations together. It’s been a rough couple of years for us spiritually. Honestly, I’ve been hanging on by a thread. Leading confirmation class helps.

12.01.2025 22:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I kind of want to both of these in moderation. So I'm committing in 2025 to use my bluesky to do both of those things more. I am going to walk through my spiritual journey, as well as get more into what I'm doing as a DM with my #dnd group and try and be in the #startrek space.

10.01.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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