40ish radioactive bats

i knew the pain of being tolerated or hated. nobody prepared me for the pain of being loved

“i’m having a hard time” i say, as i push myself through another 12 hour stream barely masking my deep pain

yeah!! i’m like really stoked but really emotional about it!

i have a Lot of conflicting feelings about the subject but overall, i’m really proud i did it and needed to get it out of my head

anyway i finally contacted my biological father and he was really happy to hear from me

it’s so weird to be so stoked for an NY election

Once again:

i am heaterosexual, if you have high body temperature im willing to get sexual

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

FRIENDS COMING HOME. I GET TO BITE THEM

HEADMASTER? i didn’t know i could get hired for THOSE skills…..

heres my ranking of bodies lyrics

1: nothing wrong with me
2: nothing wrong with me
3: nothing wrong with me
4: somethings got to give

bluesky is such a broken fucking app, i clicked the "discover feed" button and it showed me barely any animal food

(man who has interrupted me 4 times voice) ok so you’re not getting it

idc how long my degree’s name is. memorize it. feel it in the warmth under your tongue. i am not selling for less.

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

They don’t want you to know this is where blue raspberry comes from

turns out the best way to set me on my warpath is by telling me you love me

wittgenstaniacs going absolutely fucking nuts when they hear an insoluble problem has been made wholly perspicuous by understanding it as a language game

i don’t think i would be half as sad and listless as i am if i legally obtained 19 kilograms of weapons grade plutonium from the US government

You look like your children call you "bro"

i love it when i talk about working out more and a man tells me “i prefer your body now”. it means he better have finished his will

he was just sitting like that for so long bc of the head scritches. my son. my baby boy

A picture of a red heeler and husky mix dog sitting lazily outside. He’s smiling wide, his eyes shut, and head tilted up. He’s a large boy with red fur and a white underbelly. The poster’s arm is visible, as they reach from out of frame to scratch his neck. Fynch, the dog, looks so happy.

you have to see this picture of my dog. urgently

We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of

Huh. Just noticed a strange hooded figure at the periphery of my daily life. Hope it’s not me from the future trying to stop a horrific event from occurring but accidentally creating a closed time-travel loop that guarantees it due to her interference, lol. Hang on a sec, someone’s at the door

❌ "Get in the cauldron. It's lovely and warm in the cauldron"

❌ "The back of my oven is so dirty won't you please climb in and clean it"

❌ "My black cat is somewhere in the dark creepy basement can you find him?"

Stay on your toes people we are not even half way through spooky season!

i would really love it if Krita didn’t break constantly. just randomly losing the ability to erase is ruining my motivation to use the app

that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums