Gabriel Morton

Super Monkey Ball ad SEGA GameCube 2001

Super Monkey Ball ad (2001)

#retro #art #gaming #SuperMonkeyBall

Who would do such a thing. End up speaking like Char in Japanese. Have to think very hard before saying words to make sure they're not Super Extra. Accidentally ask a movie clerk the equivalent of "Pardon, good sir, but might you still have a novelty plastic cup in which I might drink my beverage?"

yeah!! i remember seeing someone say that in japanese he speaks like he's from 1879 rather than 1979 fhdbf. enigma of a guy

many years ago i had a japanese penpal who told me that i must absolutely Not learn japanese from char because the way he speaks is absolutely Bizarre. and that stuck with me forever

Wouldn't even need that. A complimentary fax machine is all it would take to mollify most of humanity.

Imagine figuring out time travel when a T-800 of reassuring head pats would have done the job.

The human response to chatbots really hammers home what a strategic blunder Skynet's war was.

Small addition to a Google AI Overview advert featuring some genuine Google AI search summaries

A photo of Hägar the Horrible and Browne sitting next to each other. Brown has a helmet like Hägar and a similar beard.

Today is the birthday of cartoonist Dik Browne (Aug. 11, 1917-June 4, 1989), cocreator of Hi and Lois, and creator of Hagar the Horrible.

Still the best example of something like that is the IGN review of Olympic Hockey for the N64, where it got a 0 cuz it was essentially a reskin of Midway's earlier Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey 98; the last line in particular is still the funniest.

www.ign.com/articles/199...

If you are a new player and don't know about these discord servers, you go online and it's a fucking ghost town because no one is playing online. This is a new game that just came out, by the way. The problem isn't content incentives, people WANT to play the game, just not the intermission races.

If you want to race on a race track in the racing game, there is no option for you at all. People have resorted to making discord servers so people can join in group lobbies, because the game is in such a dire state that no one wants to play the normal online services.

Maybe that's not so bad, it's just a different type of race, you may be thinking. Sure, it is a different type of race. It's a type of race where instead of being on a designed track with turns and jumps, you're driving on the highway for 6 minutes. Most of these routes are straight lines.

Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen obviously not all injustice is the same and we should attend to distinctions carefully but i think one throughline of the past couple of years is this: those accustomed to being believed grow lazy in the lies they tell 05:31•14/05/2021

This is from a few days after an IDF sniper deliberately killed Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu-Akleh four years ago and I think about it often. Lazier still.

Chrontendo Episode 35 (00:24:24)

Tell Stephen Root he's the best.

"I can envision no more perfect visual representation of my Dune world than John Schoenherr’s careful and accurate illustrations," Frank Herbert

Bill Maher laying down in a full latter stage midlife crisis outfit

I just came across this picture of Bill Maher on a private jet and now you all have to see it too.

the website is bright yellow and an animated banner ad to the left (it changes around once ever one or two minutes) and also animated banner links. the main font on for text and hyperlinks on the website is comic sans. the website tagline is: the#1 games site on the internet. another hyperlink leads to employment opportunities. others lead to giveaways/competitions. there is also a hyperlink to cheats, hints, patches & faqs. the website is both ugly and charming at the same time.

happy puppy, 'the #1 games site on the internet' (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961220...

a young man lounging on the ground, propping himself up on his elbow, controller in hand, using the turbografx-cd player. an interface/menu is on the screen, showing a happy woman, some musical notes and the words 'feel good'.

(1990) archive.org/details/Comp...

I think posting this caused me to have a dream last night where I checked whats hot classic and saw a pic of a guys penis covered in bandaids

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

They're lying a bit here, it's the best Dragonball fighting game ever, pixelated or no.

Wayne Knight as Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park

Dennis Nedry action figure. He’s riding a motorcycle chasing a velociraptor

Dennis Nedry action figure. He’s riding a motorcycle chasing a velociraptor

you guys remember in jurassic park when wayne knight shot missiles off his motorcycle? me too

This shit ass GBA port not only led Stealth to make this amazing demo, but was the catalyst that led to him and Taxman winding up at Sega doing ports and, eventually, the masterwork that is Sonic Mania.

All because they knew they could do a better job than whatever Sega shat out.

Shao Kahn: hey honey so I had my personal assistant clone the baby but throw some monster DNA in there for fun. Don’t worry about it.

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Modified Monday 17: Dragonballs YouTube video by KeepetClassy

An English translation of a NES Dragonball Z RPG and the kind of MUGEN I'd have used the balls to wish for.

Live in a moment because I had to argue with OBS over whether my webcam existed.