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Gabriel Morton

@gabrielenguard.bsky.social

A slapdash attempt at the slipshod. I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons. I have played every DOS game. Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams

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Can someone explain why my Pikmin won't build the furniture faster?

28.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

whenever I see a John Fetterman post, this is all I can think of

01.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Zelda OoT Bombchu lady....
(full set here www.patreon.com/posts/151902...)

28.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT’S LITERALLY REFERENCED IN A LINE ON THE SIMPSONS

I LEARNED THIS WHEN I WAS EIGHT

28.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 595    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
a picture of a spider with a marble butt and text that says did you know? all the marbles are hatching this week

a picture of a spider with a marble butt and text that says did you know? all the marbles are hatching this week

psa

01.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Just watched Squall get shot with a icicle, what's this

28.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a calzone could be called a pizzussy.[1][2]

a calzone could be called a pizzussy.[1][2]

the greatest image on wikipedia

01.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A drawing of Feral from X-Force with huge hair

A drawing of Feral from X-Force with huge hair

An old drawing of Feral

01.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Humor Satire Memes

01.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
An original, bipedal mushroom character. Its mushroom cap is red with white spots. The character has lanky, bulbous arms with mitten-like hands, and is wearing brown sack cloth pants tied with rope, and wearing red pointy shoes

An original, bipedal mushroom character. Its mushroom cap is red with white spots. The character has lanky, bulbous arms with mitten-like hands, and is wearing brown sack cloth pants tied with rope, and wearing red pointy shoes

A mushroom fellow

01.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 637    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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whos hungry gamers

01.03.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSimply Cannot Be Ignored”: How Australia’s fossil fuel industry shaped the climate future by capturing economic models Heatwaves and bushfires burned across southern Australia this January thanks in part to climate change. An Australian government agency once insisted it might not happen.

In 1988 an innocuous Australian government agency was tasked with gathering statistics for industry. Its work made it a flashpoint for critics who charged that it helped rationalise climate denial.

With ABARE's internal records now open access, I took or look for @drilledmedia.bsky.social.

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23.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

you absolute dipshit, this was from twitter

01.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

VCR technology isnt obsolete, it just hasnt made any advancements in nearly three decades. thats why we here at Sony are proud to annouce our new line of VCRs featuring a whole slate of new buttons, such as PREWIND, SLOW FORWARD, PLAUSE, and STAP

01.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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Now own a copy of this issue of Films & Filming. I may need to get it framed.

27.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow, the evolutions for one of the new PokΓ©mon have leaked!

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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hi, i played the newzealand story untold adventure on steam, the remake of taito's 1988 classic arcade platformer, it's very bad!! i was gonna save this for a stream but it's too much of a downer

so here's a thread of things that are bad about it

28.02.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is sat on a block that is over a bridge in the background, forming a cute meshing of background and foreground.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is sat on a block that is over a bridge in the background, forming a cute meshing of background and foreground.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Adventure (Steam). Tiki jumped at the same blocks but they are purely part of the background now.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Adventure (Steam). Tiki jumped at the same blocks but they are purely part of the background now.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is making a daring escape through a gap in the wall.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is making a daring escape through a gap in the wall.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Story (Steam). The gap is no longer there, but at least Tiki has a witch hat.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Story (Steam). The gap is no longer there, but at least Tiki has a witch hat.

there are multiple map errors as well. 3-4 has these blocks that form a 'bridge' across the lake but while they remembered to draw them in the background, you can no longer jump on them.

3-1 is missing a hole in the wall so you have to go the long way around, making this part of the map pointless.

28.02.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is walking underneath some spikes. if he jumps, he dies, but he's fine for now.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story (arcade). Tiki is walking underneath some spikes. if he jumps, he dies, but he's fine for now.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Adventure (Steam). in the same area, Tiki is hurt by the overhanging spikes.

a screenshot from The NewZealand Story Untold Adventure (Steam). in the same area, Tiki is hurt by the overhanging spikes.

collision detection is a big problem. in the original, tiki can sit under spikes safely, but if he jumps, he dies

this uses the original maps but doesn't adjust them for the new spike collision that makes you take damage at any point in the spike, so this 4-4 shortcut hurts you now

28.02.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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CARTOON/ZAP.GIF

01.03.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It really is just every day with this stuff isn’t it?

01.03.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while

01.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
David Lynch's Twinkie Pinkies in the TMNT logo over the opening of Twin Peaks where is shows a road with the city's welcome sign

David Lynch's Twinkie Pinkies in the TMNT logo over the opening of Twin Peaks where is shows a road with the city's welcome sign

01.03.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Published: 2012-04-01
#sm17417739 #音MAD

01.03.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.

01.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

Debug the morphing Supervisor

01.03.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm a game design genius

01.03.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2173    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 8