cambria

Sounds like he's gonna finally get got this time

Fun fact: the same ex asked me if I got breast implants about a year after I came out. My response was "if I had, do you not think I'd have gone bigger?"

Learning this evening that one of my exes has two kids with someone who looks eerily similar to how I looked when I met her over a decade ago, and I'm honestly feeling sorry for her that apparently *that's* her type 😶

*Laughs in nearly $7/gal equivalent in the UK* 👀

I *have* been enjoying DS9 though. Some of that is uncomfortable and/or outdated for sure too, but it's far better than a lot of media that came even decades later.

I'm not surprised a lot of queer people are big fans of DS9 in particular.

This is something my gf came up against when trying to get me into Star Trek. While I could see that the episodes of TOS/TNG we watched were trying to do something decent in their time, I didn't have her nostalgia filter; so I kept deconstructing them in uncomfortable ways, and we never watched many

Most HR departments are legally clueless, so it's an easy half-truth to throw at them to hold back toilet discrimination without getting into the deeper weeds of equality laws. That's probably why.

Are you encouraging people to put you in their mouths? 🤔👀

"shout out to the... Gotta be my favourite gender" meme but with all different "blue" flavoured things

Sometimes you just want some Blue

Nominative Determinism strikes again

Dudex - extra large and extra strong tissues for DUDE COLDS

"Dudex" sounds like one of those grooming products with aggressively masculine marketing to try to get a certain type of man to take care of himself better, lol

So that's what ACAB means 🤔

Convincing the GIC I'm a real woman by simply taking the psychiatrist to the kitchen and making a sandwich so good that it recontextualises everything they thought they knew

Lightly spiced grilled chicken, bacon, chorizo, lettuce, sun-dried tomato, pickled red onion, melted mozzarella, little bit of balsamic vinegar, lemon pepper mayo, and my secret sauce that also has about 7 ingredients, all on warm ciabatta if anyone's asking

Gf just said the sandwich I made tonight may have changed her life, my powers continue to grow it seems

Ewwww

Turns out having male levels of E and female levels of T isn't great for one's mental health. But that's all part of the ol' hazing ritual to "be sure we really want this" eh?

Not just unethical, dangerous. I spent ~6 months of my first year at menopausal levels and it's the only time in my life I've ever had active s******l ideation

I thought of a better caption that the previous post, sue me

How your email finds me:

Ah shit, here we go again

Avoid avoid avoid

I was not prepared 😭😭

Uh ohhhhh where's this going to go 👀

"I don't feel dysphoria, I just experience the world through a haze that makes me feel like I'm playing in third person, that's normal though right?"

There's still an occasional column in The Spectator, but even those seem to have pretty much dried up now. Good riddance.

Sequel where they get into a polycule call that a 5-Alarm Fire

Hydration vest with a fluid bladder and pockets for two more cans of beer

I raise you this, but carrying all beer:

Trying? Succeeding for sure.