An Enemy Spy

No strike zone, all pitches are strikes. He throws it ten feet over your head? Too bad, you gotta hit that ball.

Trophy hunters are scum.

Of course he is. The real RFK died years ago, what we have today is nothing but a hive mind of different diseases piloting a human skin suit.

Finally got through two painful weeks of healing my foot only to wake up this morning and suddenly it hurts again for absolutely no reason. I want to die.

@heathenking.bsky.social Is Mordred's horse being big and black and named Reaper a Sandor Clegane reference?

I've written 22 chapters and sometimes I despair at the realization of many more I have to write just to finish something no one will ever publish or read.

Continuing my yearly tradition of realizing the NFL Preseason has begun when I see people talk about the Hall of Fame Game which I had no idea was on.

I swear there's a collective amnesia that sweeps across football watchers every year where they forget preseason games don't mean shit.

You ever read The Masque of the Red Death? It's a great story.

And this right after I just had the transmission in my car replaced, so it's a really convenient time to not be able to work, just a fantastic situation, the universe didn't fuck me on this one at all.

Thankfully though, living in America also means there's a gun in a safe in my room that I can shoot myself with if I ever get too tired of living.

I've been stuck in my room with shitass foot pain for over a week waiting for it to heal. The really bad pain is over and now it's just the fucking annoying ankle pain that won't go away. Walking hurts like hell and since I live in America I don't want to go to the hospital to have it looked at.

So that BoJack Horseman scene with the Chicago Baby Humans wasn't as far fetched as it seemed?

Who cares? The point of a trade is to help your team, not to destroy the other team. Also we went to the playoffs that year and they didn't so what's the cutoff point here, you wait how ever many years it takes for one team to finally have a better season and then declare them the winners?

If you ask me, playing quarterback at all is dishonorable. Every yard should be earned with blood, not simply skipped over through the air. Passing the ball is a shameful act and a sign of a decaying society.

Don't overdo it though. I've seen to many excerpts of those awful romantasy books where the author just spams the word to make it seem edgy and it's always cringey as fuck.

Republican Lucy holding the bipartisanship football and Democrat Charlie Brown just keeps trying to kick it no matter how many times she yanks it away.

young candidates like Mamdani, because people like him are going to upend their establishment.

I'm clinging to the hope that once this regime breaks apart from the force of it's own incompetence, and it will, that the rotten institutions that allowed it to come about will be so unsalvageable that the only choice will be to build something new. That's why the Dems are so scared of popular

The SECOND I heard this guy's phony British accent and his ridiculous rolled Rs I could tell what a moron he was. Laszlo Cravensworth didn't have a voice this over the top.

The deep state exists so they can hate the government while still being bootlickers. The government fucked you over but you can't say anything bad about Donald Trump? Oh, it was the OTHER government that did it, Trump wouldn't do that to you, he loves you.

You know this isn't true because it says he has friends.

Nothing good is ever going to happen to me ever again.

For that lucrative market of Tebow fans who forget which New York team he was on.

It's so refreshing to see a Superman film made by someone who doesn't think Superman needs to be fixed.

Looks like a WWI pilot.

Thankfully for the Broncos they couldn't possibly get pasted in another Super Bowl Scorigami. That would be ridiculous.

Sounds like something I'd have written when I was 11 after watching the Lord of the Rings movies.

No Grant, what you have to understand is he's not really going to do all the stuff he said he was going to do and has done and is doing, you're just being reactionary!

Goebbels must be kicking himself in Hell right now for not thinking to sell Auschwitz branded merch.