Anthony ™️

Therapists are like moms in that we definitely have a favorite.

Nobody:
Podcasts: You probably need therapy.

Sleep Token is what happens when you tell ChatGPT to create Ghost.

I’m a firm believer that I can do this in the morning.

Today I conducted my first artist interview in over a year and I can tell you that becoming a therapist since my last one has made this job a million times easier.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Therapist at a Super Bowl party: You might not know this, but actually it's the body that keeps the score

Garth Brooks?

Living for the energy of the woman I saw finishing a cigarette before walking into Cafe Gratitude.

How’s everyone spending their final few hours of TikTok?

Sometimes I wish I could Google what my interests are so I remember

My one sentence review of Nosferatu:

Willem DaFoe hatches an elaborate scheme to steal Lily-Rose Depp’s cat.

Telling my kids this was Twitter.