Me whenever my dog thinks he got away with something

The fact that "attention" and "a tension" are said the same way is diabolical. The English language must be stopped.

You can stay the fuck away but gimme dat buffet

Oh god I'm 61. This feels worse than not understanding skippdy doo or whatever nonsense Gen Alpha likes to say

Oh I knew I forgot something

#FuckTrump

Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.

✨️ADHD✨️

Oh thank Cthulhu, Odin, and Zeus

She's gone country, back to her roots

(Thanks for reminding me of a song I haven't thought of in like 30 years)

He drinks a whiskey drink...

It was catholic school for me

Have these people actually read the bible? It's not exactly the shining beacon of morality and goodness Christians think- oh wait I forgot they're cool with r*pe and gen*cide

The Mummy. It has everything: action, adventure, comedy, romance