Jim MacArthur

Well, that was rather splendid, wasn’t it? Have a good week all x #nufc

Right, so it’s Elanga on the right wing, Barnes on the left wing and, er, Gordon on the middle wing… #nufc

Good darts! #nufc

…and away he went, up, up, up over the stands and beyond… #nufc

BBC reporting Howe ‘found out through the media’ about Isak training in Spain. All getting a bit shabby and embarrassing. Surely club should be briefing him rather than hanging him out to dry in front of the world’s media? #nufc

Horrible nightmare last night; our bench, consisting of 3 goalkeepers, a promising twelve year-old and a spaniel named Bob watched on anxiously as Nicolas Jackson shinned another sitter over the bar from 2 yards out… #nufc

Feck me this summer really is a slow-motion car crash #nufc

As Confucius once said, ‘minor thigh injury my arse’ #nufc

‘They say the darkest hour is right before the dawn’. There, don’t we all feel so much better now? #nufc

Yeah yeah seems we’ve signed a winger. Now that distraction’s over can we get back to the serious business of signing some goalkeepers? #nufc

Good to see the club have included an option for hunchbacks #nufc

I get your scepticism. Wouldn’t shock me if PIF did bail out citing impossibility of moving to elite status in an acceptable time frame under current financial restraints. Stadium announcement surely would/will be the game changer regarding their long term commitment.

Hey just because I have no idea what a Sporting Director actually does doesn’t mean I can’t have a strong opinion about it… #nufc

Life’s like that isn’t it? Two free pints, sunshine, fantastic atmosphere, an absolutely honking performance and CL qualification 😃 #nufc

Maresca: ‘In this stadium sometimes the noise decides whether it’s a foul or not.’ Dearie me, have some dignity in defeat man. He and that other whining infant Arteta should form a support group… #nufc

Nearly finished my new badge suggestion. The magpie looks ok but the sausage bean and cheese melt still needs some work… #nufc

…or it’s true that he’s hindered by an injury? Impossible to know atm of course, and only time will tell; but Isak somehow strikes me as too proud to be indifferent on the pitch.

My head’s mince with all the permutations. Probably be simpler if we just win our last four games 🙃 #nufc

Sandro’s a bit decent isn’t he?🥳 #nufc

Please not tonight… #nufc

Get the feck in!!! Thought I’d need CPR during those last 8 minutes 😂 #nufc

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Have already cleared a space behind the couch in case of penalties… #nufc

I have a strange, Zen-like calm feeling that we’ll get something from tonight. Of course, it might also mean that I watch all calm and Zen-like as we get gubbed… #nufc

Dearie me that was schizophrenic 😶. Never known SJP to feel so weirdly flat after a win. Can we please have the first half team on Wednesday and not the pub team who came out after half time? #nufc

Tbf he wasn’t suggesting it could happen, just said it during commentary in a ‘what if’ way.

When I ranted before the match to anyone who would listen that 3 centre backs was madness, I was of course bluffing. It paid off handsomely. Glad to have helped… #nufc

Re Gary Neville’s musings about Isak and Havertz swapping teams. Why would you exchange a thoroughbred racehorse for a haddock? #nufc

Ah well never mind. You know the old saying; when one window closes and now I’ve forgotten where I’m going with this… #nufc

Considering how good Isak is, it’s amazing that Sky Sports, TalkSPORT et al never mention how much he’d improve Arsenal #nufc