Andy Jakcsy

Or the Lorcana method: Just combine the cards you use to do things with the option of using them as a resource. (But not all of them; that'd be silly)

And then there's Steam, Itch, and Epic, all of which could vanish quite quickly...with all of your games and progress gone just like that...

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege meme-ing with you tonight.

Standard Oil. US Steel. Ma Bell. Microsoft.

...each was at the brink of a crash until the government broke them up.

Now, the government is encouraging their rebuilding, forgetting why they were broken up in the first place.

STATEMENT FROM DHS:

"The person arrested in Bloomington was not an ICE agent, but an Antifa false flag plant. Please be on the lookout for false ICE agents."

*does not elaborate on what a "false ICE agent" is*

Meanwhile I, as a country boy, would've been tempted to use my truck to get from the lobby to my room...

Well, Reagan appointee, so still 50/50 whether he's in with the conspiracies...

If we wanna go back all the way...every human not born in central Africa is the descendant of an immigrant...

It's about control.

That's why they refuse to uncouple healthcare from employment.

That's why you have to go through ridiculous hoops just to get back the money you put into your insurance (any insurance).

They want you by the balls.

And probably the best, as well.

Why else do you think Messi chose Miami?

And, of course, the minute they face consequences, their superiors deny any connection. Thus, get as many of these a-holes as you can; they will not defend them.

Immigration fear is at an all time high in America.

But I thought Trump was supposed to make it all go away...

(Instead, he shoved everything in everyone's face to make them absolutely panic.)

They all looked at the atrocities ICE is doing in America and thought, "That's a great idea! Why haven't we thought of that?"

Is this the Official MLB store or AliExpress?

"What do you care? You don't care about God!"

"And apparently, neither do you."

Just like why media conglomerates make TV shows and movies they never release to the public: Tax write-offs.

For every billion dollar jackpot they give away, they take in about 40 times that, most of it taken by the states they play in to fund education.

Why? He isn't yours.

He's been promising $2 gas for the entire time he's been in office...and has even claimed he got there.

Last I checked, it's still hovering around $2.80-$3.00 here.

Pull the other leg, Donny!

Don't let the Epstein Files distract you from the fact that the economy is so bad that the White House won't release the jobs reports postponed due to the shutdown...

And soon enough we'll all be safe on an Elon Musk-powered ship in space, brought to us by Wal-Mazon. Maybe a few cute robots will lead our ancestors back to Earth in a millennium or two...

And Robert Reich is 4'11''. Your point?

Now we've gotta ask, just how much stock does this administration have in Bayer?

And then there's the fact that, even with all that, the Jays pushed them to extra innings in 7 games.

Just 'cuz you have an advantage doesn't mean you'll win, or that it will be easy.

Oh, no! How will the winner ever cope with all those taxes? They'll just have to be regular filthy rich instead of insanely filthy rich...

A majority of *voters* voted for Trump.

I don't believe there has ever been an election in history when a majority of *people* have voted for a presidential candidate. Maybe '84 with Reagan over Mondale, but that's the closest.

States' rights...until Congress votes to ban it again...

As though the people doing this are "social".

Authoritarians don't care what is or isn't "socially acceptable". They just do it, and leave the hand wringing to those who care about that nonsense.

(It's also why the overall apparatus will live on after Trump is gone.)

Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028. By then it'll be too late.

You would think that, in this era where pro athletes are paid millions of dollars even if they're benchwarmers, they would be immune to the pressures of gambling. But we knew this wasn't so a long time ago thanks to Michael Jordan.