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Momentarily forgetting the word "unfrosted" in relation to donuts & going "yeah the naked one"

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

HAHA JK THEY GOT ME.

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Big shout out to @flextheflex.bsky.social for helping me take reference photos for this piece while I hunched on the floor like a goblin

One of my favorite "I Know Adam Seats" button moments was when I found out that @flextheflex.bsky.social thought they were like a "Friends of Dorothy" thing but for weebs & that I didn't exist... right up until the point their roommate sent them a picture of me helping take care of their cat. 😹

National Cat Day = gotta post the little fart machine

- Why don't they do anything unique? Why generic smoke & mirrors if this is supposed to be like the magic Olympics???
- Slowly come to the terrible realization that all of these "tricks" are uniquely suited to be replicated by generative software
- Book was originally published in 2022
- God dammit

- Watching a YouTube review of a bad fantasy book for the lulz
- Story involves a "deadly" magic competition, but all they do is stage stuff (fireworks, illusions, levitation, changing lead to gold, etc)
- Nothing that actually proves these characters are powerful/dangerous, just... entertaining???

Trying out a new orb with which to delay the onset of the winter melancholies, WML 🔮✨

I'm thinking of opening up three free commission slots for DnD characters during December
I hate that people feel the need to use Ai for their characters and I would like to do my part to try to dismantle that culture within the DnD community
If anyone wants to enter I'll do a draw on the 10th Dec

Very cool idea! I wish people put more thought into how things are created, bc using a machine that runs exclusively on plagiarism is a terrible way to get what you want >_>

Adding another cheap food resource via Tumblr

www.toogoodtogo.com

Fuck dude that's such a good hand (and at a difficult angle too!)

Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

What do u even need things like "the ability to speak" and "memories of the last few months of your life and all the people you spent it with" for, anyway? Those don't make u better at stabbing, so get back in there and do some violence bestie ❤️

Happy Intersex Awareness Day to all the intersex people of the world + also the first ever character I played for 5e back in the day 💛💜💛

I have to plan an entire bathroom remodel by the end of the night and I'm very close to saying "Fuck it, DOOM Bathroom."

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

For no particular reason I’m thinking about game studios who fire their entire narrative team after six years of development because their CEO is a delusional malignant narcissist who is all-in on AI.

I wish them all the luck they deserve.

TWELVE DOLLARS AN HOUR to run someone's whole life???? Jesus Christ

This is probably why people hire personal assistants 🛌

I'm sure she appreciates it ❤️

RIP Mrs. Eruanna 😩

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Hell yeah bro 🤝✨❤️🤝❤️✨ had u done any improvement redraws lately? Sometimes seeing the 2 side-by-side is what it takes to go "oh shit I HAVE been improving"

"What's up, my little butthole surfer? What's up, my little Post Hole-one???" - @flextheflex (2025)

For DC, this combined with federal workers who are furloughed now needing to access the local food banks, will be devastating

THERE'S A SLAYERS RPG??? :00000

Ok teaching myself to draw HU characters for realsies, starting with the HBOC