🎉 Lori 🎉

Heard of this cool movie called Heart Eyes?

This was a synced tweet from 2013. She DID replace Osborne.

I’d default to Explain Like I’m 5 Reddit

Can we just post here instead @devonsawa.bsky.social? That other place is toxic as fuck. 🙃

This was a post synced from Twitter from years ago.

How do people travel with wearing ear plugs?

Like you fly just hearing NOTHING?

Just your own thoughts?

That’s the LAST thing I want to hear.

You’re aware, yet you’re leaving the post up using tweets from 2018 about a UFC fighter named Israel to insinuate that @devonsawa.bsky.social is pro-Israel.

There are plenty of actual shitty people out there to take aim at for being truly abhorrent humans. Instead you’re just making things up.

The scraping of the barrel to stir up whatever shit they think possible without realizing you literally were talking about a person named Israel is the icing on the cake.

Tuesday. 😍✈️✨

How dare you make posts about things that are currently relevant to your interests and news about topics you are following and not the single interest of one person who is in the world that isn’t you.

The AUDACITY.

If this is what we get on bsky I am here for it

I don’t even know what the rules of it are or whatever but here’s my TikTok link thing if anyone else wants to click on it

🤷‍♀️ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYmBTwh9/

Wait. We are supposed to stay PG around here?

Fuck.

Exactly, the whole thing is off. Orlando is MCO. 🤪

I’d be more mind blown if it was actually the airport codes for those cities

My floofy dog.

Hey! Check this out and repost, please!

Allegedly my import of all of my data from X is now on my account here and I now have over 13k posts so I’ll take it and run with it.

The import doesn’t include retweets and replies and most media didn’t move over. But it did a pretty good job otherwise.

Everyone’s talking about Wicked and I am like “but can we discuss the 1999 cinematic masterpiece “Idle Hands” starring Devon Sawa?”

@devonsawa.bsky.social

This is absolutely not fake news and is very important and incredibly urgent. 🚨 🚨🚨📰

@devonsawa.bsky.social

brb starting a gofundme because he has clearly lost his sweats and jump rope and needs new ones

pretty sure we aren’t allowed to see wicked unless you commit to singing along

I am trying to use a tweets archive importer and so um, i apologize and hopefully it doesn’t spam the fuck out of everyone.

But seriously is there a way to get notifications when someone posts? I need notifications. 🙃

@devonsawa.bsky.social please introduce yourself to bsky properly with gray sweatpants and a jump rope.

Looking for bluer skies?

The only important tweet that has ever existed.

Are we sure?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary