Ben Emerson

I ran a D&D session for my family today and it was the most fun we’ve ever had together. Also the most the kids have been able to focus. 90 minutes flew by!

It sure would be a shame if a whole crop of experienced civil servants with intimate knowledge of government's inner workings, who had formerly been barred from running for partisan office by the Hatch Act, suddenly became available to be candidates because they got fired.

3 days ago I packed a whole suitcase full of kids clothes for a trip to the coast.

Today, when we arrived at the coast, I realized I left that suitcase at the house.

This has been the story of my life.

I can’t believe, even though I’ve watched it happen, that those guys can just down a crawfish whole. Doesn’t seem possible.

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

PSA: Game Night is on Netflix.

GTFO of our city.

YouTube video by Gianni FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE

LRT: for real, do not let people ignore the context of that. It's Lynch as the character of Agent Cole giving his response to transphobia among agents with regards to the trans woman who is now the FBI chief of staff. It's a great quote! But it's deliberately about not being a transphobic POS.

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

I know. I want to be clear that I don't think this had anything to do with Jamelle. But it's so gross to see it.

very cool to hit play on this and get an ICE ad. Gross.

Just got me and my wife tix to see Les Miserables next April in PDX. Super excited.

Send these warm tidings of comfort and joy to your MAGA relatives this year!

#MAGAIsOVER

Good News, Oregon!

I'm trying to plan a couple of sessions for my family and those kids are total wildcard when it comes to what they might do.

Nothing to this one but venting: The transphobes are the most cowardly of bigots, people so terrified of what's in their pants & what's not in their hearts that they make it a calling to terrorize those who've done the work to know who they are. Mice have more courage, slugs have more grace.

I didn't realize when weirdo Republicans said "Daddy's" back, they also meant he would ground us.

The world would be a much better place if we took all his money and gave literally every single person on the planet $125.

I wonder if a small part of this is it just gives him shiny things to look at because he gets bored so easily.

We got frog costumes. We got sandwich guys. We got very silly protest signs.

Let's turn up the STUPID to beat fascism.

In....credible.

Going to the Oregon Coast this weekend and I am REALLY hoping for some weird ducks.
#birds
#birding

I'm SCREAMING.

This is so so funny to me.

Respect. Hopefully this gives some other ancient members permission to do the same.

It’s the only thing about Japan he knows.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Going to sleep deeply grateful that so many of my fellow citizens used their voices and votes to make the world just a little bit better tonight.

Good work everyone. Let’s do it again sometime.

I’m such a sucker for hope that I just might believe this.

I’ve missed Glee-freshing.

Didn’t even know this was a thing but it makes me very happy!