Jonathan

Thank you for being on my side

Happy Friday homos

Hahahah. I used to think I was a perfect and quiet sleeper but turns out I’m a monster 🧌

Morning! I was sent an audio of my snoring from last night and that is just rude behavior

I wanna have a charred coochie (charcuterie) party

I keep saying this for myself too

People love to have stare offs at a four way stop sign. But if you’re not going, I will.

Me the other day when I was getting my blood pressure taken and the nurse was wondering why my oxygen was so low

I just completed my three day gym cycle for the first time in over a month please clap 👏🏻 but also my body is wrecked rn

a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park ALT: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park

Good morning good morning

My body is getting warm the tiger balm is workinggg

Save me double shot espresso, please

I did try this once when I was interning and my boss was like “oh we’re wearing shorts today?” and that was the last time 🙃

I need a new wardrobe, I keep matching my coworkers!

Had my little morning workout but still not ready for the day

A 4:30pm dinner reservation might be my new favorite thing

Thank you 😘

This is your subtle notification that I’m THIRTY today 🥳

Say less, on the way

Happy birthday to you!

Oh do we have lots to show you

“I heard you had chicken tendies?”

Successful beach day ☀️

Can you flex/point me in the right direction please?

Midday charcuterie board

A part of me hopes I’m still hungry enough after dinner to do a McDonald’s run

We’ll have ourselves a fun little game

Sorry I can’t talk right now, my mouths a little busy

It’s only Monday

I love/hate them. Makes you realize how unflexible your wrists are!

Hahahah. They might have a few more days then