Stella Cheeks

“But what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

Not me crying because we got rid of our old stained stuffing falling out being held up by books couch because that couch had stains from my dead cat on it. I miss him so much that I’m going to miss his gross throw up stains. 😭

More countries should start requiring we have vaccines before travel is permitted. They cannot allow our stupidity to infect the world!

Anyways I guess if you live in Chicago and are a cool parent to a baby lmk. But only if you are pro vaccine and not annoying lol

I don’t usually feel this way but something about motherhood unfortunately is making me look at all the little boxes people trap you in in different ways. And a lot of times “queer friendly” spaces mean for that one letter we all are but we say all the letters because we’re supposed to

I want to meet other cool chill lefty moms and parents so my therapist suggested looking at LGTBQ+ groups but it’s really making my internalized biphobia rear her ugly head.

Like the B is RIGHT there but since I’m in a straight passing relationship I fear judgement for not being queer enough. 🫠

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

A decent chunk of my political philosophy is embodied by the phrase "It's never okay to kill children."

I guess I get in fights with people on the internet about vaccines now.

Man it’s hard to read this book

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Me reading Parable of The Sower for the first time in 2026:

a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show ALT: a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show

The way I was ALL about the summer Olympics and how I could give a shit about the Winter Olympics.

-Still don’t understand how you can be a Star Wars fan and a fascist. Like what show are you watching?!?!

Team Force Witches
-The politics of this CHILDREN’S show are bonkers. Like there are episodes about banking deregulation!
-Ok but the Trandoshans are just Gorns
-Jar Jar remains GOAT
-The more I learned about the force the more I think it’s stupid. It’s just a family soap opera?

-Appreciate Padme’s fits
-I literally didn’t know there were other Hutts
-Anakin is better as a cartoon
-Is obiwan giving bisexual energy or am I just projecting Ewan McGregor?
-All the women in Star Wars are way more interesting than the men
-Ashoka has Buffy energy
-Roger Roger

Officially half way through Clone Wars. Here are my thoughts:

-The voice actors are excellent mimics
-The animation is cool
-99 😭
-The republic is also bad?
-Are the separatists even that bad?
-Like for sure the Sith suck but the Jedi sort of suck too
-I like Plo Koon tho
-Lmao Cody the Clone

Life truly is like a hurricane

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I have a baby asleep on my chest after waking up every hour last night. Can’t nap because when I put him down he wakes up. I also have the opening credits of the duck tales theme song stuck in my head for some reason. So this is a cute kind of hell.

There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here.

Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able.

We need endurance in this moment.

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

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Like this is my baby

Everytime my white bald head baby smiles or cries and I can see his gums I think “Tommy Pickles looking ass baby.”

Yeah like I get in the heat of the moment with adrenaline you can do a lot of shit. Human body is crazy but like going into the event KNOWING you had a blasted acl. Like girl. Come on.

I don’t want to sound dumb but like…she had no acl. Were we all really delusional enough to think it would go well?

Wearing a jumpsuit to a bar when you still kind of leak pee is a wild choice

How do you deal with the ever growing reach of Amazon? I’ve deliberately ordered from a product website only for it to be fulfilled by Amazon. Very discouraging.

I applaud you! I’ve been trying and the monopoly is vast!

I guess I only feel this way about the ones who use their kids as props. The ones who make videos about being a mom or like comedy bits are fine and usually relatable but like girl it’s your kid not a prop.

Now that I’m a mom I get absolutely slammed with Momfluencers and I can say without a doubt that they are all absolute losers. I feel bad for their kids.

No arguments here!