Deege (Cyberpuncle era)

know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses

Skyler Gisondo in a Strawberry costume

Travel is stressful on the body and mind

I found the antifa lair, you have to surf to get to it though

I lost my 20s to being upset about watto from star wars

Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.

The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY

remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Ummmm, the GOP is in charge of all branches of government.

John C Reilly gets off on good customer service in the back room at pepperbees

We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

Dang

For years Dems have resisted winning messaging on climate, civil rights, the economic benefits of social safety nets and UBI, and many other guaranteed crowd pleaser issues for over half the country. Instead they are determined to keep digging the same hole because that’s what their big donors want.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Dang

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

The Epstein-Trump Brothers Loving Brothers Loving Babies Ballroom

scrtchptch on tumblr: "there's a new potent drug called "the bed" out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you're passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff."

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

Day 67 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Fell asleep with soup in my beard

Woke up with soup stains on my shirt

They look completely different

Biff Wiff in the Crashmore interview sketch from I Think You Should Leave sitting with his costars of his latest movie. He says “you think getting a nazi tattoo is good? No. Getting a nazi tattoo is not good. It’s not good behavior.”

some tweets about a dangerously hot eight sleep during the aws outage liz @inerati • 11h i think my smart bed cover won't get colder bc us-east-1 is down > 15. 1799 liz o @inerati • 11h Replying to @inerati app stopped loading now the physical buttons don't even work. horror. liz @inerati liz @inerati • 1h Replying to @inerati i also pay a monthly subscription for this bed cover 1. 17 2.2K 102 1hl 55.4K Follow i'm burning up i had it artificially hot bc i wanted to get cozy 3:19 AM • 20 Oct 25 • 3,329 Views 1 Quote 80 Likes 1 Bookmark Most relevant replies v 35 1hl 1.5K

AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! MY BED! MY BED IS RED HOT! 8SLEEP YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T USING AWS TO TRACK SLEEP! YOU WERE HEATING UP MY BED UP TO GIVE ME THE OL' SPICY MATTRESS! THE HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CUSTOMER THE SPICY MATTRESS, 8SLEEP ?! A MAN SCREAMS THIS AS HE DROPS HIS FLAMING MATTRESS IMAGE FROM HIS BURN HANDS AND EIGHT SLEEP SMILES AND LOOKS ON IN AMUSEMENT

The cyberpunk future we live in:

I found the antifa lair, you have to surf to get to it though

Those kids are gen Z. So why would he be this "millenial dean"?

BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?

ME: ya sure

MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!

a close up of a man wearing glasses with a blue background Alt: Tim Robinson in The Chair Company sitting at a computer reading something and then putting his hands in the air smiling getting excited about this information

I’m so excited! Happy #🪑Co watch party day! 🥳

Tim Robinson in the Coffin Flop sketch

I dunno what to tell you, bud! We’re just making AI slop of the president in a fighter jet and posting the ones where shit flies out!