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The ramblings and incoherent thoughts of a sleep deprived new dad
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm truely grateful to everyone in my life both at home and abroad who've helped me get to where I am today. I'm also thankful to be a dad to a beautiful, healthy, and happy baby daughter.
Full Pie
Single slice
Second attempt at Dutch Apple Pie 🇱🇺 turned out a lot better than my first! Used Chestnut Crab apples from a local orchard this time!
13.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oh my god
10.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 64 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0
Homemade Dutch Apple Pie from scratch today 🇱🇺🥧 Het was lekker!
#baking
Hang in there Liz!
26.08.2025 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking in- please select your feelings using the following scale:
🍮happy custard
🍣silly sushi
🍬laughy taffy
🍉merry melon
🥒content cucumber
🫘cool beans
🍄mellow mushroom
🍑annoyed apricot
🦀crabby patty
🍝upsetti spaghetti
🍔hangry hamburger
🥛mad as milk
🍋livid lemon
🥔angy potato
If millennials have the "better safe than sorry" mentality, why are we always apologizing?
10.07.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦
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Ended up getting some hybrid tulips this year!
#spring #flowers #gardening
Is 300 concepts for new youtube videos enough, or should I keep writing?
#content
I know the application said you were looking for a "mover and a shaker" but I believe my experience with "kicking and screaming" is quite sufficient.
30.04.2025 13:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Build ALL the things!
28.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First bloom of many today
#gardening
#spring
#Minnesota
There should be a device that acts as the opposite of a flashlight. Turn it on and it darkens wherever you point it. I'm sure it won't destroy the fabric of space-time at all.
#inventions
#science
#physics
One Day.
🎣😍🏝️
#LostSkies #IndieDevs #EarlyAccess #hype
Been binge watching a lot of #MagicTrick videos lately but have yet to see anyone do slight of hand with water. I would love to see someone wash their hands and they're instantly dry before they even touch the towel.
13.04.2025 09:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the State of Minnesota it is still illegal to keep an otter as a pet. What do we have to do to change this?
12.04.2025 06:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do edible birthday candles come in regular candle size? I think the scented candle industry could use more festive aromas.
#inventions
Did you hear about the golden retriever who just lost his job at the insurance company?
He's having a ruff day.
What are your favorite strategies to get through tough times?
09.04.2025 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to work full time at a small town shop that sold home decor. The pay was super low and life wasn't really going anywhere. One day they had me dust off old mirrors for my entire shift. That's when I decided to turn my life around. I guess I just needed time to reflect.
08.04.2025 09:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our tulips are finally growing!
#gardening
Anyone else use baby talk when speaking to their cat, but not their infant?
#parenting
#pets
Did they ever develop that men's 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, degreaser, mouthwash, and salad dressing; or was someone just pulling my leg?
#inventions
Lost Skies enters Early Access on April 18th!
Join our Discord for more info. 🔗 bit.ly/SkiesDisc
#LostSkies #IndieDevs
I'm so excited!
04.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine a new alcoholic beverage that combines the artisan flavors of sparkling Italian white wine and the soothing medicinal effects of a proton-pump inhibitor.
Introducing PRILOSECCO!
Patent Pending
#inventions
Right now, I'm imagining Tom Petty singing "A Million Dreams" from The Greatest Showman soundtrack, and it makes me sad that it will never actually happen.
03.04.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do French people visit during construction season?
Detours
And only by banding together against all odds do we have any chance of getting a piece of the pie.
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